welcome everyone to very fine friends bonus improv wow jenna you sound so good i felt strange
That was great.
I love it.
Thanks.
Keep going.
We're going to do some bonus improv this episode.
You ready for that?
Oh, yeah.
I'm ready.
Yeah?
How ready are you?
So ready.
Whoa.
She doesn't lie.
This girl, I tell you, does not lie.
She can't.
She's a capable.
I can't.
She's a truth teller.
I want to.
Ah.
She can't.
I can't.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Jenna.
Can we get a suggestion?
You sure can, Jenna.
Your suggestion is the environment.
The environment?
The environment.
Did it say the environment?
The word was environmental.
I'm changing it to the environment.
Okay.
As your suggestion.
I love the environment.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah, when it's right, it's right.
It's beautiful.
Flowers, butterflies on flowers.
Yeah.
Bees and flowers.
Animals and trees.
Not flowers.
what a wonderful world
pick if you had to pick one thing that you like in the environment to go away forever
what would you pick something i like to go away forever yeah like some bit of nature
but i like it you like it but it's got to go away
i would say sunsets
Joe
I
They're nice but you've seen one you've seen them all
That's just not true
I don't know if I had to pick something
It would be sunsets wait wait wait is the goal to get rid
Of some like the most liked pony
No no the goal
Is just what's something that you do enjoy
But like you sacrifice
Yeah what are we are you getting anything
For the sacrifice no it's just
You gotta get rid of it sometimes you have to
Make hard decisions Francis okay I can't believe
You've been sunsets right out of the gate.
Yeah, that was tough to hear.
And besides, that's only a one time of day thing.
Anything else that you give up is probably going to be like,
like if you could like trees or bushes or whatever, flowers.
Like that's, those are day round things.
Let's get specific.
I have a thought myself.
Oh, let's hear it.
Butterflies.
I get rid of butterflies.
What?
The thing I specifically mentioned as being enjoyed?
I know.
I mean, and they're pretty and whatever, but I don't know.
I'd get rid of them.
You are both sick.
They have pretty wings, but they still have like a gross insect body.
If you actually look at them close up.
Well, if you think about it, it's like they're pretty close to a moth,
and I don't enjoy moths.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like that's actually like a pretty quick leap that I can make.
Yeah, the only difference between butterflies and moths,
now that I think about it, is just pigmentation.
Yeah, that butterflies are prettier.
prettier and one works the day shift yeah um but okay that's i think that's what i would get rid of
i think that still way more sane than sunsets wow okay i gonna say fog Ooh no but a good fog is nice
Yeah, but you hardly ever see it.
Well, you like fog, though?
I do, especially like in the mountains.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Stunning.
Gorgeous.
But I can say goodbye.
Okay.
It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do.
Hey, goodbye to fog.
actually it wouldn't be that hard it's nice but it can go okay does it serve a purpose
um i don't know it looks it sets a mood it is a mood setter yeah but what would
mores be without fog less
nice yeah i don't know
and now improv
Timothy?
Yeah.
Honey, I'm real sorry about this, but I went okay.
This is going to be weird to think of your mother as human, but I am human.
I went to a bar last night with some friends, and we met a guy who was fun, but he kept giving us hypothetical situations, what I thought was hypothetical situations.
Okay.
And turns out he was actually a bit of the devil, and they were real.
and well anyway one of the hype of the devil a bit of the devil honey timothy i you're i'm sorry
you're 23 uh you're my son i love you mama yeah yeah anyway he asked all of us
if you had to get rid of one of your relatives who would you get rid of
Oh, Mama.
I'd had a few Harvey Wallbangers, okay?
You know how I get.
What have you done, Mama?
When I get a drop of the Harvey in me, I get a little crazy.
And I said you, honey.
Mama, no.
I'm sorry.
Not Timothy.
I'm sorry.
Mama.
I didn't know it was real at the time.
Turns out it's real.
Why would you even say that as a joke, Mama?
I, well, I didn't say it as a joke.
I was answering the question, honestly.
Um, if it makes you feel any better, I also said that I would be baby spice if I had to be a spice girl.
So that's why I have these pigtails now.
Okay, it makes me feel a little better.
But Mama, what does it mean?
I gotta go?
What's gonna happen to me?
Go where?
Timothy's scared.
Timothy, I gotta be honest with you,
referring to yourself in the third person
is part of the reason why you're going.
Okay.
Timothy sorry I don know where the devil gonna take you I I don want to go Mama I want to stay Mama Mama don make me go Mama
Mama.
Also, the way you call me Mama,
like you're some kind of 1920s Dust Bowl character,
that I'm not a fan of either.
I'll just pack my stuff.
Oh, no, you don't get to take your things.
Mama, what?
I'm sorry.
What can I do to change things?
I want things to be as they were.
I don't know.
You're going to have to...
I'm sorry.
It's out of my hands at this point.
I'm sorry.
Hey, honey, honey, I love you.
I didn't want to get rid of anybody.
I'm staying, mama.
I didn't want to pick anybody, but this was like a, no, you have to choose.
It's a hard situation kind of a thing.
What was I going to do?
Pick your father?
No.
Your sister?
God, no.
I'm not picking her
She's great
She calls me mom
Oh
She refers to herself as I
Or me
I could do that
Not Dana, which is her name
I don't know what to do
Is he gonna come get me?
Yeah, as far as I know
Do I just drop dead?
He said I was allowed to say goodbye
And then
Oh, is this goodbye?
This is goodbye, honey
How about a hug?
Won't that make things harder?
I feel like it'll just make it harder.
Oh.
Okay.
How about a firm handshake?
Okay.
That's your version of firm.
Okay.
Okay, Mom.
Very good, honey.
It's not too late.
Well, it is for you.
But I hope wherever you end up, you remember these lessons.
And I don't know, see if you can work something out with the devil.
Then if he's willing to send you back.
But otherwise, the Harvey Wallbanger promise has kept.
You got to keep those.
I'm sorry.
I understand.
The lady's got to have a code.
Yeah, and I should have been a better son.
I should have learned how to speak right.
You're good. You said I.
See?
I wish you had told me this.
I still probably would have picked you.
It's not too late. Call him. Call him on the rotary phone, Mom.
Okay, honey, there's nothing.
Oh, you hear that?
Oh, there's just a clap of thunder, and it's totally blew out.
So, I guess that means he's here for you.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Hey, Timothy.
Oh.
I have a bit of the devil in me.
Oh, um, excuse me one second.
I gotta comb my hair.
Oh, yeah.
Mom.
He's gorgeous.
Honey, you can see, you can see why I, you can see why I got into the trouble that I got into.
Oh my God, and the horns.
I know.
Oh my God, I am Timothy.
I am Timothy, and you are my mom.
So, how young are you?
Like, is this your grandma or something?
She will hate this I 23 Last night you said I looked young you little asshole Well that was after five Harvey Wallbangers and one blueberry daiquiri
Well, I'm ready to go.
I don't know about you.
I'm ready to go.
Devil, is there anything we can do to work this out?
Shh, Mom, you've been through so much.
Mr. Devil, that seems wrong.
Do you have a name?
Mr. Devil is my father's name.
Call me John.
John.
It rhymes with Mom.
God, you see why I wanted to get rid of him, right?
Devil
Wait
I've always wanted someone to call me Mama
What?
Hmm
This is
It's been my life's one big dream
Oh, recently it was taken away from me
What?
Yeah, she doesn't like it, but you like it?
I hate it
Oh
Quiet, Mom
Hi, Mama
Hi
Mama
Oh, it just feels so right to hear
What is happening?
I'm going to take you away from your mother the way that she took mama away from you.
Wow.
This is...
Devil, I had so much respect for you.
What is going on?
You like that?
You like being called mama?
Like you're in a John Steinbeck novel?
Sure do, mama.
Oh my god
It's so funny, I'm ironically the only one here who's not mama
We could make that happen
Timothy
God, I just want both of you gone right now
Do you want to stay?
No, don't stay
Don't stay, no devil
You said you promised
He told you not to call him that
And also, yeah, I have a bit of the devil in me.
I mean, if I'm going to make someone uncomfortable by sticking around, then yeah, I'm probably going to do it.
Oh, I just have one quick question.
Shit.
It's just dawning on me.
Sorry, this is silly.
Don't be sorry, Timothy.
Thanks.
It's just that I looked out the window and you pull up in an old truck.
And I'm wondering if the backfire of the truck is what we heard as the sun.
What I'm wondering is, how do we really know you're...
The devil?
I didn't want to say it, but yeah.
Oh.
Well.
All right.
I didn't want to do this, but here.
I'm lifting up the back of my shirt so you can see the lower back tattoo
that will prove incontrovertibly that I have a bit of the devil in me.
Whoa.
Look at it right now and describe what you see.
It's a goat holding a snake with an apple in its mouth and flipping off the sky.
And right above that is Calvin peeing on both of them.
Whoa, mama.
Scene.
See you next time.