1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,180 welcome everyone to very fine friends bonus improv wow jenna you sound so good i felt strange 2 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,500 That was great. 3 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,520 I love it. 4 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:28,080 Thanks. 5 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:29,020 Keep going. 6 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,940 We're going to do some bonus improv this episode. 7 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:31,680 You ready for that? 8 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:32,520 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,000 I'm ready. 10 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:33,440 Yeah? 11 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,020 How ready are you? 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,260 So ready. 13 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,020 Whoa. 14 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:39,000 She doesn't lie. 15 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,180 This girl, I tell you, does not lie. 16 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:41,660 She can't. 17 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:42,120 She's a capable. 18 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:42,580 I can't. 19 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,580 She's a truth teller. 20 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:44,860 I want to. 21 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:45,300 Ah. 22 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,260 She can't. 23 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:46,940 I can't. 24 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,040 Hey, Joe. 25 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:49,580 Hey, Jenna. 26 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:50,780 Can we get a suggestion? 27 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:51,920 You sure can, Jenna. 28 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,640 Your suggestion is the environment. 29 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,380 The environment? 30 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,160 The environment. 31 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,480 Did it say the environment? 32 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:01,060 The word was environmental. 33 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,660 I'm changing it to the environment. 34 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:03,200 Okay. 35 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:04,060 As your suggestion. 36 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,400 I love the environment. 37 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,700 Yeah, it's all right. 38 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,620 Yeah, when it's right, it's right. 39 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,300 It's beautiful. 40 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,160 Flowers, butterflies on flowers. 41 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:17,660 Yeah. 42 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,600 Bees and flowers. 43 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,860 Animals and trees. 44 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,340 Not flowers. 45 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:25,360 what a wonderful world 46 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:36,820 pick if you had to pick one thing that you like in the environment to go away forever 47 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:42,260 what would you pick something i like to go away forever yeah like some bit of nature 48 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:45,320 but i like it you like it but it's got to go away 49 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:49,680 i would say sunsets 50 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,200 Joe 51 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,660 I 52 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:55,860 They're nice but you've seen one you've seen them all 53 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:56,940 That's just not true 54 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:59,920 I don't know if I had to pick something 55 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,020 It would be sunsets wait wait wait is the goal to get rid 56 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,900 Of some like the most liked pony 57 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,960 No no the goal 58 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,100 Is just what's something that you do enjoy 59 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,200 But like you sacrifice 60 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,800 Yeah what are we are you getting anything 61 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,820 For the sacrifice no it's just 62 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,860 You gotta get rid of it sometimes you have to 63 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:17,660 Make hard decisions Francis okay I can't believe 64 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,940 You've been sunsets right out of the gate. 65 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,420 Yeah, that was tough to hear. 66 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,060 And besides, that's only a one time of day thing. 67 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,960 Anything else that you give up is probably going to be like, 68 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:30,100 like if you could like trees or bushes or whatever, flowers. 69 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:33,240 Like that's, those are day round things. 70 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:33,860 Let's get specific. 71 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,240 I have a thought myself. 72 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:36,880 Oh, let's hear it. 73 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,160 Butterflies. 74 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:40,820 I get rid of butterflies. 75 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:41,480 What? 76 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,860 The thing I specifically mentioned as being enjoyed? 77 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,720 I know. 78 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:50,240 I mean, and they're pretty and whatever, but I don't know. 79 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,720 I'd get rid of them. 80 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,620 You are both sick. 81 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:58,300 They have pretty wings, but they still have like a gross insect body. 82 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,940 If you actually look at them close up. 83 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:03,100 Well, if you think about it, it's like they're pretty close to a moth, 84 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,480 and I don't enjoy moths. 85 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,160 Yeah, exactly. 86 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:08,900 So it's like that's actually like a pretty quick leap that I can make. 87 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,040 Yeah, the only difference between butterflies and moths, 88 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,740 now that I think about it, is just pigmentation. 89 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,720 Yeah, that butterflies are prettier. 90 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:22,360 prettier and one works the day shift yeah um but okay that's i think that's what i would get rid of 91 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:33,745 i think that still way more sane than sunsets wow okay i gonna say fog Ooh no but a good fog is nice 92 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,945 Yeah, but you hardly ever see it. 93 00:03:36,245 --> 00:03:37,125 Well, you like fog, though? 94 00:03:37,145 --> 00:03:38,365 I do, especially like in the mountains. 95 00:03:38,565 --> 00:03:38,765 Yeah. 96 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:39,305 Beautiful. 97 00:03:40,105 --> 00:03:40,585 Stunning. 98 00:03:41,045 --> 00:03:41,425 Gorgeous. 99 00:03:42,425 --> 00:03:44,825 But I can say goodbye. 100 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:45,685 Okay. 101 00:03:46,405 --> 00:03:50,805 It's the hardest thing I'll ever have to do. 102 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,185 Hey, goodbye to fog. 103 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:59,485 actually it wouldn't be that hard it's nice but it can go okay does it serve a purpose 104 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:08,125 um i don't know it looks it sets a mood it is a mood setter yeah but what would 105 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:12,365 mores be without fog less 106 00:04:12,365 --> 00:04:18,345 nice yeah i don't know 107 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:22,025 and now improv 108 00:04:22,025 --> 00:04:28,785 Timothy? 109 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:30,905 Yeah. 110 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:43,305 Honey, I'm real sorry about this, but I went okay. 111 00:04:45,205 --> 00:04:48,625 This is going to be weird to think of your mother as human, but I am human. 112 00:04:48,625 --> 00:05:02,845 I went to a bar last night with some friends, and we met a guy who was fun, but he kept giving us hypothetical situations, what I thought was hypothetical situations. 113 00:05:03,165 --> 00:05:03,425 Okay. 114 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:15,865 And turns out he was actually a bit of the devil, and they were real. 115 00:05:15,865 --> 00:05:23,285 and well anyway one of the hype of the devil a bit of the devil honey timothy i you're i'm sorry 116 00:05:23,285 --> 00:05:34,885 you're 23 uh you're my son i love you mama yeah yeah anyway he asked all of us 117 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:44,585 if you had to get rid of one of your relatives who would you get rid of 118 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:46,425 Oh, Mama. 119 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:51,725 I'd had a few Harvey Wallbangers, okay? 120 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,065 You know how I get. 121 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,445 What have you done, Mama? 122 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:58,565 When I get a drop of the Harvey in me, I get a little crazy. 123 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,665 And I said you, honey. 124 00:06:03,105 --> 00:06:04,045 Mama, no. 125 00:06:04,145 --> 00:06:04,765 I'm sorry. 126 00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:05,565 Not Timothy. 127 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:07,285 I'm sorry. 128 00:06:07,565 --> 00:06:08,045 Mama. 129 00:06:08,605 --> 00:06:11,885 I didn't know it was real at the time. 130 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:12,705 Turns out it's real. 131 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,685 Why would you even say that as a joke, Mama? 132 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:18,125 I, well, I didn't say it as a joke. 133 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:19,945 I was answering the question, honestly. 134 00:06:21,185 --> 00:06:30,205 Um, if it makes you feel any better, I also said that I would be baby spice if I had to be a spice girl. 135 00:06:30,865 --> 00:06:33,385 So that's why I have these pigtails now. 136 00:06:35,265 --> 00:06:36,705 Okay, it makes me feel a little better. 137 00:06:36,765 --> 00:06:37,825 But Mama, what does it mean? 138 00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:39,565 I gotta go? 139 00:06:39,845 --> 00:06:40,865 What's gonna happen to me? 140 00:06:41,865 --> 00:06:42,505 Go where? 141 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:44,705 Timothy's scared. 142 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,705 Timothy, I gotta be honest with you, 143 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:48,705 referring to yourself in the third person 144 00:06:48,705 --> 00:06:50,705 is part of the reason why you're going. 145 00:06:50,705 --> 00:06:51,705 Okay. 146 00:06:51,705 --> 00:07:02,250 Timothy sorry I don know where the devil gonna take you I I don want to go Mama I want to stay Mama Mama don make me go Mama 147 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,150 Mama. 148 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:08,650 Also, the way you call me Mama, 149 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:11,790 like you're some kind of 1920s Dust Bowl character, 150 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,390 that I'm not a fan of either. 151 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,930 I'll just pack my stuff. 152 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:19,310 Oh, no, you don't get to take your things. 153 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:20,090 Mama, what? 154 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:22,950 I'm sorry. 155 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:25,650 What can I do to change things? 156 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:26,830 I want things to be as they were. 157 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,530 I don't know. 158 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:30,510 You're going to have to... 159 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:30,990 I'm sorry. 160 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,250 It's out of my hands at this point. 161 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:33,270 I'm sorry. 162 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,870 Hey, honey, honey, I love you. 163 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,870 I didn't want to get rid of anybody. 164 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:38,870 I'm staying, mama. 165 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:42,850 I didn't want to pick anybody, but this was like a, no, you have to choose. 166 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:46,230 It's a hard situation kind of a thing. 167 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:47,390 What was I going to do? 168 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:48,070 Pick your father? 169 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:48,530 No. 170 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:49,830 Your sister? 171 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:50,710 God, no. 172 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,170 I'm not picking her 173 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:53,370 She's great 174 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:55,250 She calls me mom 175 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,210 Oh 176 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,070 She refers to herself as I 177 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:00,350 Or me 178 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,770 I could do that 179 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:04,610 Not Dana, which is her name 180 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,790 I don't know what to do 181 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,850 Is he gonna come get me? 182 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:11,710 Yeah, as far as I know 183 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:12,710 Do I just drop dead? 184 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,690 He said I was allowed to say goodbye 185 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,330 And then 186 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,050 Oh, is this goodbye? 187 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,130 This is goodbye, honey 188 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:20,810 How about a hug? 189 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:23,450 Won't that make things harder? 190 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,830 I feel like it'll just make it harder. 191 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:27,690 Oh. 192 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:28,950 Okay. 193 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:33,730 How about a firm handshake? 194 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:35,550 Okay. 195 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,510 That's your version of firm. 196 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:39,990 Okay. 197 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:42,890 Okay, Mom. 198 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:45,550 Very good, honey. 199 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:46,650 It's not too late. 200 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:48,450 Well, it is for you. 201 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:52,010 But I hope wherever you end up, you remember these lessons. 202 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:56,570 And I don't know, see if you can work something out with the devil. 203 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:01,130 Then if he's willing to send you back. 204 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:07,570 But otherwise, the Harvey Wallbanger promise has kept. 205 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:08,430 You got to keep those. 206 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:09,150 I'm sorry. 207 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:10,470 I understand. 208 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,650 The lady's got to have a code. 209 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,730 Yeah, and I should have been a better son. 210 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:17,330 I should have learned how to speak right. 211 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,070 You're good. You said I. 212 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:19,890 See? 213 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,670 I wish you had told me this. 214 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:24,130 I still probably would have picked you. 215 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,090 It's not too late. Call him. Call him on the rotary phone, Mom. 216 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,550 Okay, honey, there's nothing. 217 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,970 Oh, you hear that? 218 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:36,390 Oh, there's just a clap of thunder, and it's totally blew out. 219 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:41,930 So, I guess that means he's here for you. 220 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,030 Okay. Okay. Okay. 221 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,110 Hey, Timothy. 222 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:47,330 Oh. 223 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:50,870 I have a bit of the devil in me. 224 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,170 Oh, um, excuse me one second. 225 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,290 I gotta comb my hair. 226 00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:57,270 Oh, yeah. 227 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:58,230 Mom. 228 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,310 He's gorgeous. 229 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:06,490 Honey, you can see, you can see why I, you can see why I got into the trouble that I got into. 230 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:07,590 Oh my God, and the horns. 231 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:08,590 I know. 232 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,170 Oh my God, I am Timothy. 233 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,930 I am Timothy, and you are my mom. 234 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:15,950 So, how young are you? 235 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,770 Like, is this your grandma or something? 236 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:30,275 She will hate this I 23 Last night you said I looked young you little asshole Well that was after five Harvey Wallbangers and one blueberry daiquiri 237 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:31,315 Well, I'm ready to go. 238 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:32,735 I don't know about you. 239 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:34,515 I'm ready to go. 240 00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:37,235 Devil, is there anything we can do to work this out? 241 00:10:37,355 --> 00:10:38,835 Shh, Mom, you've been through so much. 242 00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:41,235 Mr. Devil, that seems wrong. 243 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:42,575 Do you have a name? 244 00:10:43,095 --> 00:10:44,835 Mr. Devil is my father's name. 245 00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,015 Call me John. 246 00:10:47,115 --> 00:10:47,515 John. 247 00:10:48,555 --> 00:10:50,175 It rhymes with Mom. 248 00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:52,795 God, you see why I wanted to get rid of him, right? 249 00:10:53,315 --> 00:10:53,635 Devil 250 00:10:53,635 --> 00:10:54,835 Wait 251 00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:58,435 I've always wanted someone to call me Mama 252 00:10:58,435 --> 00:10:59,995 What? 253 00:11:00,335 --> 00:11:00,735 Hmm 254 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:01,635 This is 255 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,855 It's been my life's one big dream 256 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:06,975 Oh, recently it was taken away from me 257 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:07,755 What? 258 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,795 Yeah, she doesn't like it, but you like it? 259 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:10,295 I hate it 260 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:10,435 Oh 261 00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,575 Oh 262 00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:13,475 Quiet, Mom 263 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:14,295 Hi, Mama 264 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:15,275 Hi 265 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,935 Mama 266 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:19,875 Oh, it just feels so right to hear 267 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:23,915 What is happening? 268 00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:28,875 I'm going to take you away from your mother the way that she took mama away from you. 269 00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:29,955 Wow. 270 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,155 This is... 271 00:11:32,155 --> 00:11:35,875 Devil, I had so much respect for you. 272 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:37,915 What is going on? 273 00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:39,315 You like that? 274 00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:41,115 You like being called mama? 275 00:11:42,155 --> 00:11:44,815 Like you're in a John Steinbeck novel? 276 00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:47,955 Sure do, mama. 277 00:11:47,955 --> 00:11:50,115 Oh my god 278 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:53,715 It's so funny, I'm ironically the only one here who's not mama 279 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:57,435 We could make that happen 280 00:11:57,435 --> 00:11:59,955 Timothy 281 00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:06,015 God, I just want both of you gone right now 282 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:08,635 Do you want to stay? 283 00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:10,595 No, don't stay 284 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,915 Don't stay, no devil 285 00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:15,055 You said you promised 286 00:12:15,055 --> 00:12:16,515 He told you not to call him that 287 00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:19,255 And also, yeah, I have a bit of the devil in me. 288 00:12:19,355 --> 00:12:23,915 I mean, if I'm going to make someone uncomfortable by sticking around, then yeah, I'm probably going to do it. 289 00:12:24,695 --> 00:12:26,155 Oh, I just have one quick question. 290 00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:27,175 Shit. 291 00:12:27,495 --> 00:12:28,115 It's just dawning on me. 292 00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:34,755 Sorry, this is silly. 293 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:36,095 Don't be sorry, Timothy. 294 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:36,735 Thanks. 295 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:39,395 It's just that I looked out the window and you pull up in an old truck. 296 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:44,075 And I'm wondering if the backfire of the truck is what we heard as the sun. 297 00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:49,075 What I'm wondering is, how do we really know you're... 298 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:50,875 The devil? 299 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:52,215 I didn't want to say it, but yeah. 300 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:54,175 Oh. 301 00:12:55,755 --> 00:12:56,195 Well. 302 00:12:58,335 --> 00:12:58,995 All right. 303 00:12:59,435 --> 00:13:01,535 I didn't want to do this, but here. 304 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:06,555 I'm lifting up the back of my shirt so you can see the lower back tattoo 305 00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:10,215 that will prove incontrovertibly that I have a bit of the devil in me. 306 00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:12,835 Whoa. 307 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,215 Look at it right now and describe what you see. 308 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:26,175 It's a goat holding a snake with an apple in its mouth and flipping off the sky. 309 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:31,795 And right above that is Calvin peeing on both of them. 310 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,495 Whoa, mama. 311 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,415 Scene. 312 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:53,295 See you next time.