1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,640 joe can we please get a suggestion for our improv scene please 2 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:28,080 if you could be bothered your suggestion is exfoliate 3 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,180 exfoliate 4 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,060 exfoliate 5 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:36,040 do you guys use loofahs 6 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,280 I use an African 7 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,040 he's an African loofah 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,840 what does that mean 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,840 I'm not the authority on this 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,280 I'll just tell you what I think it means 11 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,460 pretty sure you are the authority 12 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,520 in the room sure 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,960 yeah anyway it's a long 14 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,620 it's long 15 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,200 and I'm doing great 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,520 and it's got these little knots 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,920 all throughout it 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:02,140 and so you can it like really scrubs oh so is it like a piece of cloth 19 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:10,020 i don't know it's a piece of something okay is it like spongy is it no it's like netty 20 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:18,800 okay so it's net yeah long yeah with knots so you can do it's like a grid but there's like at the 21 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:24,940 where the square like where the points of the square would be it's knots so that's what scrubs 22 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:25,120 you. 23 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,000 Okay. 24 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:31,060 Do you see a picture 25 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:31,560 of this thing? 26 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,840 We need a close up on the squares. 27 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,440 This is making great podcasting. 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,560 Joe is showing us a picture. 29 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:41,300 It just looks like a plastic 30 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,960 netting your oranges come in. 31 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,160 That makes me 32 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,520 feel like I'm not getting clean 33 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,040 then. Honestly, 34 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,200 I just use a bar of soap. 35 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,820 No, nothing. 36 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,780 Your elbows are so clean. 37 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,080 And I never would know. 38 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:56,620 I'd do the same. 39 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,780 Now, isn't a loofah a sea creature? 40 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,060 Like a real, it's like a sea sponge. 41 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,140 Yeah, I think it is. 42 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,240 And then they dry it out. 43 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:09,320 So you are scrubbing yourself with an animal carcass. 44 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:10,560 Yeah. 45 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:11,960 Yeah, that's gross. 46 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,460 Is that really so different from eating an animal carcass and wearing an animal carcass? 47 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:17,400 Yes. 48 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:18,740 Yes. 49 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,760 It is, because you're not supposed to clean yourselves. 50 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,240 I don't. 51 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,240 It's like a three C-cells type situation. 52 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,920 I don't take a snake and rub it all over my body. 53 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:26,320 Okay. 54 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,400 But if you were wet, you could dry your face off with your leather jacket. 55 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,300 Yeah. 56 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,420 I like the snake idea. 57 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,080 Because then there's finally something useful with snakes. 58 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,880 Go back and listen to... 59 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,120 Some episode. 60 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,860 Our first bonus content. 61 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,420 Snakes are safe. 62 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,140 Yeah, that's right. 63 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,240 Yes, the king snake helps. 64 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,660 Yeah, I think there is a big difference 65 00:02:50,660 --> 00:03:01,116 If you cleaning yourself with an animal carcass it different than eating it or wearing it Okay that your opinion Yeah especially because when you wear it it usually lined 66 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:02,996 And it's... 67 00:03:02,996 --> 00:03:06,736 I thought it was like lined, like drawn on. 68 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:08,596 Yeah, striped. 69 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:11,536 Cool. 70 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,416 And now, improv. 71 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:20,556 Honey? 72 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:21,336 Yeah? 73 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:32,476 i i did it i i bought i bought a new wig oh okay good i'm gonna put it on all right great you've 74 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:39,176 been talking about this for a while i'm excited thank you i love you love you too you mean that 75 00:03:39,176 --> 00:03:45,716 i do of course i do no matter what yeah this build-up's making me oh no it's just conversation 76 00:03:45,716 --> 00:03:47,016 Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:48,536 --> 00:03:49,816 Okay, I'm putting it on. 78 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:50,216 Okay. 79 00:03:51,576 --> 00:03:52,876 It's a horse. 80 00:03:54,496 --> 00:03:55,016 Whoa. 81 00:03:55,376 --> 00:03:55,876 Look. 82 00:03:57,336 --> 00:03:58,356 You want to comb it? 83 00:03:59,256 --> 00:04:02,776 You just have a full horse's head on your head. 84 00:04:03,556 --> 00:04:05,116 I can talk through the mouth. 85 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:07,416 Oh, my God, it's moving. 86 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:10,316 Oh, whoa. 87 00:04:10,356 --> 00:04:10,876 What do you think? 88 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:14,716 This is, honey, um, first of all, I... 89 00:04:14,716 --> 00:04:17,136 Don't worry, I still love you. 90 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:22,156 But this isn't a wig. 91 00:04:22,276 --> 00:04:25,996 This looks like you're just wearing a horse's head. 92 00:04:27,456 --> 00:04:31,656 It looks like you were a horse from the neck up. 93 00:04:32,296 --> 00:04:33,336 Well, that's the intention. 94 00:04:34,156 --> 00:04:36,056 You're acting like it's a nightmare. 95 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:38,856 I'm just trying to break the tension. 96 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:39,396 Oh, great. 97 00:04:39,476 --> 00:04:41,696 Am I in for a lifetime of horse puns now? 98 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:42,096 Nay. 99 00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:43,196 I'm sorry. 100 00:04:43,736 --> 00:04:44,016 All right. 101 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:50,236 that was the last one pause those for a minute no more okay but it would behoove you oh my god 102 00:04:50,236 --> 00:04:57,876 gerald can stop trying to flex with your famous sense of humor what is this all about 103 00:04:57,876 --> 00:05:03,636 would you i you know i i love your face the way that it is and i love the top of your head the 104 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:11,936 way it is can i ask you a question oh god damn it gerald yes you can ask me a question 105 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:22,996 Um, do you think that this goes well with my, um, snake gloves? 106 00:05:25,636 --> 00:05:30,436 I know, um, the snake gloves, stop, don't put them on. 107 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:31,636 Don't put them on. 108 00:05:32,776 --> 00:05:34,396 Honey, the snake gloves, we've been over this. 109 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:35,276 They don't make sense. 110 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,836 Snakes don't have hands. 111 00:05:37,116 --> 00:05:38,436 Oh, his. 112 00:05:39,036 --> 00:05:39,476 Okay. 113 00:05:41,936 --> 00:05:45,196 How long is this just a temporary? 114 00:05:45,196 --> 00:05:57,752 Please stop petting your horse mane with your snake gloves Is this a temporary thing or are you looking to make this like a real chain I just take it off No I want to give it a chance 115 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,312 I want to give it a chance. 116 00:05:59,332 --> 00:05:59,792 No, I'm mad. 117 00:05:59,912 --> 00:06:00,332 I'm pissed. 118 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:02,372 No. 119 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:03,372 Let me take the gloves off, too. 120 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:04,172 No, no. 121 00:06:04,452 --> 00:06:06,552 Put that head back on. 122 00:06:07,032 --> 00:06:12,372 We are going to go to dinner for our anniversary like we planned. 123 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:14,252 Okay, but by help me, so God. 124 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:16,652 Or however it goes. 125 00:06:16,892 --> 00:06:17,912 So help you, God. 126 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:27,252 Thank you. If you make one crack about my face or hands, I'm leaving and the divorce is over. 127 00:06:28,032 --> 00:06:28,992 What's happening to me? 128 00:06:30,392 --> 00:06:32,512 This horse head's happening to you. 129 00:06:32,672 --> 00:06:33,412 Don't blame the horse head. 130 00:06:33,672 --> 00:06:35,952 Okay, fine. Well, put it back on. We're going to dinner. 131 00:06:35,952 --> 00:06:40,952 We cut to their anniversary dinner, which is happening at a jungle safari themed restaurant. 132 00:06:42,892 --> 00:06:43,692 Hot in here. 133 00:06:45,312 --> 00:06:45,832 Okay. 134 00:06:47,912 --> 00:06:50,652 Gerald, if I'm not allowed to talk about it, you're not either. 135 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:53,972 Sorry, I had an itch. 136 00:06:54,952 --> 00:06:55,232 Hello. 137 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:59,872 Welcome to Safaris, where safaris are fun. 138 00:07:00,112 --> 00:07:01,112 Is this your first time here? 139 00:07:02,452 --> 00:07:05,372 No, actually, this is our anniversary. 140 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:09,772 We are returning here because this is where he proposed. 141 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:11,452 Oh, fun. 142 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:13,132 Yeah, fun. 143 00:07:13,412 --> 00:07:14,172 What are you looking at? 144 00:07:14,832 --> 00:07:15,472 What are you looking at? 145 00:07:15,472 --> 00:07:19,132 I'm sure he's just looking at you because you're one of his customers, honey. 146 00:07:19,312 --> 00:07:20,112 I'm so sorry, sir. 147 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:20,672 What was your name? 148 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:22,272 My name's Travis. 149 00:07:22,512 --> 00:07:22,832 Travis. 150 00:07:22,972 --> 00:07:23,732 Thank you, Travis. 151 00:07:25,632 --> 00:07:28,432 Can I get you guys anything? 152 00:07:29,112 --> 00:07:29,552 Yeah. 153 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:30,432 Asshole. 154 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:34,472 I'd love Sauvignon Blanc. 155 00:07:34,892 --> 00:07:35,232 Okay. 156 00:07:35,512 --> 00:07:38,252 And just a trough for my husband. 157 00:07:40,152 --> 00:07:41,052 We have this. 158 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:41,732 I'm sorry. 159 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:42,692 I'm so sorry, honey. 160 00:07:42,972 --> 00:07:43,812 Gerald, I'm sorry. 161 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,232 No, it's what I wanted. 162 00:07:46,252 --> 00:07:46,692 Okay. 163 00:07:46,912 --> 00:07:49,832 One Sauvignon Blanc and a trough. 164 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:50,812 And a trough. 165 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:51,312 Okay. 166 00:07:51,812 --> 00:07:54,632 Can I get one of those blinders? 167 00:07:55,632 --> 00:07:56,912 Blinders with your trough, sir? 168 00:07:57,132 --> 00:07:57,352 Yeah. 169 00:07:57,652 --> 00:07:58,572 Honey, come on. 170 00:07:58,772 --> 00:07:59,032 What? 171 00:07:59,432 --> 00:08:00,592 Don't be like that, okay? 172 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:01,692 I said I'd come. 173 00:08:01,832 --> 00:08:05,052 You don't have to put on the blinders so you can't see me. 174 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:07,512 I don't want to see anyone else. 175 00:08:07,632 --> 00:08:07,892 Oh. 176 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,252 Oh, that was kind of sweet, actually. 177 00:08:09,352 --> 00:08:09,492 Yeah. 178 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:10,412 Bring in blinders. 179 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:11,652 Okay. 180 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:11,872 You know what? 181 00:08:11,972 --> 00:08:12,912 Blinders for me, too. 182 00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:15,772 And a carrot! 183 00:08:16,232 --> 00:08:17,132 Jesus Christ. 184 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:19,632 All right. 185 00:08:20,252 --> 00:08:22,472 All right, so far. 186 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:23,132 It's going well. 187 00:08:23,452 --> 00:08:24,052 It's all right. 188 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:25,372 It's going... 189 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,852 Travis really took that in stride. 190 00:08:27,392 --> 00:08:28,392 What do you mean? 191 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:31,172 He didn't seem fazed by your own side. 192 00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:32,212 Why would he be fazed? 193 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:36,292 You're the only one here that doesn't have a human head as their... 194 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:40,292 Can I ask you why you didn't show the same level of frustration 195 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,872 with Lady Gaga wearing a meat dress? 196 00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:54,748 Well um funny story about me and Mary uh Lady Gaga we not married So if I was married to Lady Gaga I would have that level of concern about her meat dress 197 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:55,208 Okay. 198 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,948 So you're, you're, you are embarrassed. 199 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:58,228 Well, no, I'm not. 200 00:08:58,368 --> 00:08:58,668 Okay. 201 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,028 I'm not embarrassed of you. 202 00:09:01,088 --> 00:09:06,328 It is really weird to see a horse's mouth move every time you talk. 203 00:09:07,628 --> 00:09:10,048 Your mane does look really nice though. 204 00:09:10,348 --> 00:09:10,688 Thank you. 205 00:09:10,748 --> 00:09:11,348 One nice thing. 206 00:09:11,908 --> 00:09:12,188 It does. 207 00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:12,808 You have. 208 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,268 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 209 00:09:14,548 --> 00:09:16,428 Okay. 210 00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:17,968 Take care of things. 211 00:09:19,008 --> 00:09:20,948 Be ready to receive me when I come back. 212 00:09:21,188 --> 00:09:21,508 Okay. 213 00:09:21,788 --> 00:09:23,088 Sure you don't want to just pee right here? 214 00:09:23,328 --> 00:09:24,448 Like a horse would? 215 00:09:24,728 --> 00:09:25,528 Sorry, I'm sorry. 216 00:09:25,828 --> 00:09:26,288 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 217 00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:27,208 A little hanging fruit. 218 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:28,468 Okay, ma'am. 219 00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:29,988 Here's your Sauvignon Blanc. 220 00:09:30,108 --> 00:09:30,548 Thank you. 221 00:09:31,248 --> 00:09:33,008 We have a trough and... 222 00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:34,948 Sorry, he's in the bathroom right now. 223 00:09:36,048 --> 00:09:38,048 Thank you for being cool about this. 224 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:39,368 Okay. 225 00:09:39,748 --> 00:09:44,308 So in order for blinders, ma'am, we have to have our animal handler put them on. 226 00:09:44,548 --> 00:09:47,088 But management won't let him put it on itself. 227 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,788 So Gunther here, our zebra handler. 228 00:09:50,788 --> 00:09:51,988 You have a zebra handler? 229 00:09:52,688 --> 00:09:53,008 Well, yes. 230 00:09:53,308 --> 00:09:53,868 What's up, Gunther? 231 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,408 This is safaris. 232 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,008 That's true. 233 00:09:58,468 --> 00:10:00,088 This is our, yeah, we... 234 00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:01,148 Okay, I'm back. 235 00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:01,908 Honey? 236 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:02,868 Who's your friend? 237 00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:04,888 I'm Gunther. 238 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:06,228 This is Gunther. 239 00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:08,048 Who's Gunther? 240 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:12,648 Legally, the restaurant has to have Gunther put the blinders on you. 241 00:10:12,808 --> 00:10:13,008 No. 242 00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:14,088 No. 243 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:24,268 no honey i'm not gonna let you abandon no get the check no honey look hey i'm going wild is 244 00:10:24,268 --> 00:10:30,108 supporting your dreams and i am supporting this dream you want to be a horse and i'm not gonna 245 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:36,668 let you give up on it like the way you gave up on model trains hey or stop stop it no stop 246 00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:38,268 Stop pulling on me. 247 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:39,268 No, sit down. 248 00:10:40,108 --> 00:10:42,568 Come here, fake guy. 249 00:10:42,568 --> 00:10:44,288 Let Gunther put some blinders. 250 00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:45,208 I hate to be called that. 251 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,648 It's quite nice. 252 00:10:49,408 --> 00:10:50,968 Here, have some sugar cubes. 253 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:54,748 Yeah, that's right. 254 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:55,928 Now lick some salt. 255 00:10:58,628 --> 00:11:01,288 Honey, just put the blinders on. 256 00:11:01,388 --> 00:11:02,788 Let Gunther put the blinders on you. 257 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,368 We'll have a great evening. 258 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:07,768 we can dart him if you would like 259 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,748 oh it'll make him a little more docile 260 00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:13,048 he'll be out for about 30 minutes 261 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,448 what do you think honey 262 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,928 can Gunther do it 263 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,408 hey no I 264 00:11:18,408 --> 00:11:20,548 don't like the way you said that 265 00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,808 he's a professional it's the law 266 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,848 just let Gunther 267 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:25,988 put a dart in you 268 00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:26,808 I'm ready 269 00:11:26,808 --> 00:11:29,388 alright scene 270 00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:45,748 I'll see you next time.