1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,880 okay go ahead you can tell me about what were you gonna are you sure you want to hear it because 2 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:25,620 it was a dream i do want to hear it okay this happened last night um it's a weird one 3 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,980 I dreamed that I was with my two 4 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:28,960 friends 5 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,200 me and Joe 6 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,680 I'm not naming her because 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,020 she's a listener 8 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,420 and I told her about it she knows 9 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,200 I dreamed that it was like we were going to a holiday party 10 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,720 me her and 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,300 someone we used to work with one of our friends 12 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,380 and she had this adorable 13 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,960 belt that looked like 14 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,180 a present ribbon 15 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:51,060 I woke up and I was like 16 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,140 brilliant somebody make this but anyway 17 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,320 in the dream she was wearing it I was like 18 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,100 how cute and she was like leaning back kind of laying down a little bit to like 19 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:04,140 wait for us to get ready to go and i thought it would be cute to untie it with my mouth 20 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:13,180 so i leaned down and i ripped it off and laughed and she was at first like oh and then was like 21 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:20,360 you know what no and like gave me like a what for and i was like embarrassed i was like okay 22 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:20,880 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,620 I understand what I did was wrong, 24 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:23,920 but I thought it would be funny. 25 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:26,600 And then it just kept being, 26 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,220 I kept being embarrassed. 27 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,180 And then, 28 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:29,580 so I was like, 29 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:29,860 okay, 30 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:30,400 I'll be right back. 31 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:33,560 And I went inside and I picked up a toy car and I threw it on the ground in 32 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:33,860 anger. 33 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,720 Why was there a toy car on the ground? 34 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,520 Thank God it was there. 35 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:40,400 Yeah. 36 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:41,500 It was there just for that. 37 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:41,820 Yeah. 38 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:45,500 And that was the end of the dream. 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,200 No. 40 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:47,140 Oh, 41 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,000 it got sad. 42 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,360 So, 43 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:49,740 Oh, 44 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:49,960 okay. 45 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:50,240 Yeah. 46 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,600 All right, so we can stop it there then. 47 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:54,860 Yeah. 48 00:01:56,620 --> 00:02:01,220 Welcome to Friends Like Us, a podcast where friends talk about stuff. 49 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:02,940 I'm Jenna. 50 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:07,380 With me, as always, is the enigmatic Francis. 51 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,240 Hey, babes. 52 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:08,900 How are you? 53 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:09,640 I'm good. 54 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:10,340 Yeah. 55 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,180 And you? 56 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:12,500 Sorry. 57 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,320 I'm good, too. 58 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,220 Yeah, I'm fine. 59 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:15,940 I can talk. 60 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:18,940 I was just trying to remember what... 61 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:21,640 I texted you something that I dreamt. 62 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,920 I don't remember what it was that I texted you, 63 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,560 but it was pretty funny to me at the time. 64 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,260 When was this? 65 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,020 A few days ago. 66 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:31,600 I don't know. 67 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,400 This is really great podcasting. 68 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,680 Listeners, you're getting for a treat today. 69 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,840 Well, if I think of it, I'll let you know. 70 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,040 We got to write things down and bring them with us. 71 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,720 Because I was sure I was going to tell you something about rabies today. 72 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:47,880 About rabies? 73 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:48,180 Yeah. 74 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:48,960 I'm like, tell Jenna. 75 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,000 But then. 76 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,680 Like, Jenna, don't get rabies. 77 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,140 Yeah. 78 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,100 It's bad. 79 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:54,360 Yeah. 80 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,180 You know the trend where all the kids are eating Tide Pods a few years ago? 81 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:57,520 Yeah. 82 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,060 Now they're eating rabies. 83 00:02:59,180 --> 00:02:59,420 Now they're. 84 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:00,580 Just. 85 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,480 Kids, if you're listening and we know you are. 86 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,180 Don't eat rabies. 87 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,620 Come on. 88 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:09,680 Seriously. 89 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,780 Eat babies, not rabies. 90 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,120 That's how the saying goes. 91 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:13,600 That is a bumper sticker. 92 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,080 Yeah. 93 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:15,520 It's a good idea. 94 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,100 I mean, it's funny and informative. 95 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,260 Yeah, nutritional. 96 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:19,960 Yep. 97 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,520 Babies are protein. 98 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:22,420 Yep. 99 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:23,920 That's true. 100 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:24,960 They're protein. 101 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,340 And they're young, so they haven't damaged their body yet. 102 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,440 So it's all good stuff. 103 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:32,540 Prime protein. 104 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:33,520 Prime protein. 105 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:34,600 Yep. 106 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,480 So just young people just don't eat rabies anymore. 107 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,120 Yeah. 108 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:41,540 Thanks. 109 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:42,300 Okay. 110 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:42,920 Well, good. 111 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,980 I think we covered what you were going to say about rabies. 112 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:45,740 There it is. 113 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:47,840 So you didn't need to write it down. 114 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,480 Womp. 115 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:50,660 Womp. 116 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:51,800 There it is. 117 00:03:54,280 --> 00:04:03,960 Before we get started, regular listeners know our producer Joe gives us each a word to say secretly every week. 118 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,740 And we try and guess each other's words at the end of the episode. 119 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:13,260 And thus far, I've not really been successful. 120 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:20,980 but we get points if we manage to slip the word by the other person we get a point if we guess the 121 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,960 word we get a point i think there are some other variations of points that we get uh if we get the 122 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,780 other person to say our word that's a point francis has been successful in doing that he's 123 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:38,400 got me to do thank you um and also if you go to friends like us pod.com you will see on our 124 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:45,900 website we have a running total of the points so uh yeah check it out there but in the meantime 125 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:54,600 here is joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word is whiny francis's secret word is 126 00:04:54,600 --> 00:05:03,440 neighborhoods back to the pod uh francis let's get to our first sex uh segment which is 127 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,820 the invention of the week. 128 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:07,720 Cool. 129 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:10,820 Inventions. 130 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,040 So, what do you got for us? 131 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,040 I'm riding the heels of a really good one last week. 132 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:19,460 I know. 133 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,860 And I hope you see the value in this. 134 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,220 Okay, I hope so too. 135 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,260 Have you ever been out and about? 136 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,040 Yes. 137 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:28,300 Yay. 138 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,060 And felt heavy. 139 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:37,160 like spiritually emotionally or physically physically yes yeah like you don't i don't 140 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:42,220 want to go on yeah yeah three flights of stairs and it's like no i live here now 141 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:47,340 i live here in between flights one and two i love this well yeah 142 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:54,780 yeah we all have yeah life's hard and life's heavy yep um which leads me to a brilliant 143 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:57,260 device, also known 144 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:59,680 as the helium suit. 145 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,040 Ooh. 146 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,820 You can see where this is going. 147 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,740 Yeah. So you put it on, and it's kind of like Spank, 148 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,140 so it's not like this big outfit 149 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,020 that you wear. 150 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,620 It's tight-fitting, 151 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:12,940 but it has tubes of helium. 152 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:15,580 And when you get 153 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,680 to the point when you can't 154 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,180 go on, 155 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,580 you turn tabs 156 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,160 in the suit, and it 157 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,700 puts the helium throughout the suit, 158 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:26,840 to evenly distribute across you 159 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,820 and to help take some of the weight off. 160 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,460 How much does it lift you? 161 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,440 Is it like you're like a floating balloon? 162 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:37,740 Yeah, you're buoyant. 163 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,400 You just feel lighter. 164 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,260 You're not leaving the ground 165 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,400 because that would take many balloons. 166 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:45,080 But it's enough so that 167 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,700 the lower back pain you were feeling a minute ago? 168 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:48,880 Where'd that go? 169 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:50,300 Okay. 170 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,120 I can see that kind of like 171 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,200 what you could do specifically 172 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:58,300 also just for the top half too so it kind of stretches out your spine a little maybe yeah 173 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:05,720 yeah we could have design your suit design your suit your design your helium suit yeah and how 174 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:10,580 big do these tubes have to be because they might be unsightly like it let's say you're in a nice 175 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:17,480 you know slinky ball gown or something but oh no there are stairs at the ball 176 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,240 I don't want to walk up these stairs 177 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,740 so then 178 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:24,180 but you don't want to show 179 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:25,300 you don't want the tube 180 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,900 you don't want an elaborate network 181 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,900 of tubing showing below 182 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,140 yeah I would say that the tubes 183 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,320 are evenly distributed 184 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,840 around you 185 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,940 and maybe even more on the sides 186 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:40,020 so they can disappear 187 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:40,800 into your gown 188 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,660 so they could even look like piping maybe 189 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,860 yes it could be piping 190 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:52,380 and we could even have a line of like helium related objects like even just shoes are you 191 00:07:52,380 --> 00:08:00,180 going to disneyland um well i mean wouldn't that have to that would be doing more than just lifting 192 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,460 your feet because you're standing on your feet so that would be your whole body so if you had the 193 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:15,180 shoes they'd be doing some serious work yeah yeah yeah okay okay yeah yeah yeah so wouldn't then all 194 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,260 you need is the shoes? 195 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,280 No. You need it 196 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,300 for your whole body? You're not allowed to buy the 197 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,720 shoes unless you first buy the suit. 198 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:23,900 Oh. 199 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,900 That's a real G-wag situation. 200 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,080 Don't try and just buy the shoes, 201 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,020 okay? We have a record of everyone 202 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,160 that's ever bought a suit. 203 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,900 You need to send a picture of yourself 204 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,140 wearing the suit before you're allowed 205 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:38,000 to buy the shoes. 206 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:39,940 With today's newspaper. 207 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,460 Yeah, with today's newspaper, so we know it's current. 208 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,020 Yeah. And it also has to have your name 209 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,100 stitched in the back of it so you can't wear 210 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,160 somebody else's suit. 211 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,940 Yeah, and I don't know if helium's flammable 212 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,040 so you can't smoke in this. It's very flammable. 213 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:53,760 Yes. 214 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,820 Famously quite flammable. 215 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,880 I think that was going to be my 216 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,800 little hitch in your giddy up. 217 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,960 They used to, I think, 218 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,520 make blimps with helium. 219 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,000 Oh, I thought that was hydrogen. 220 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,080 I think they switched to hydrogen because it was 221 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,860 less flammable than helium 222 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,000 and less dangerous, less prone to 223 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,480 exploding. 224 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:19,540 So, but worth it if it makes you, if you can get upstairs a little bit easier. 225 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,640 Well, there's a explosion mitigation system in every suit. 226 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,380 An explosion mitigation system? 227 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,300 Okay, how does that work? 228 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,300 As soon as the suit detects... 229 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,160 An explosion? 230 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,040 An explosion. 231 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,500 It ejects you out of it. 232 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:36,980 Okay. 233 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:43,460 so this thing that is skin tight on your body 234 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:52,500 completely wrapped around your body yeah will eject you out of this thing i misspoke it 235 00:09:52,500 --> 00:10:04,260 ejects itself off of you like off and away uh the doctor strange code yeah it's just so it's 236 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:05,860 Faster than an explosion. 237 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,440 That's the mitigation part. 238 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,540 Okay, what about... 239 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:11,640 Are you worried at all? 240 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,200 Well, there's a layer of clothing over this, too. 241 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,880 Over this suit, right? 242 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,100 Because you said it's like Spanx. 243 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:20,560 Yes. 244 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,780 Are you talking about how you'll be totally naked? 245 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,540 Standing there naked? 246 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,940 What if it accidentally goes off and you're just in the mall or something? 247 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,060 and then just like 248 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:36,120 your clothes go flying off. 249 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,800 Don't threaten me with a good time. 250 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:39,580 There's worse. 251 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,000 I mean, you're unexploded 252 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,180 and you're at the mall. 253 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:42,960 There's clothes there. 254 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,960 What if it accidentally goes off, though? 255 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,020 What if? 256 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,660 I mean, how many times 257 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:51,980 has your airbag gone off unexpectedly? 258 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:53,440 Seven. 259 00:10:55,240 --> 00:11:04,863 Oh They need our mitigation system yeah hello cars you know that new device you been looking for 260 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:12,463 well if you really don't like here's what i was thinking too because i mentioned disneyland 261 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,903 specifically but they're like famous for like not letting you bring things in that will help you 262 00:11:15,903 --> 00:11:20,543 have a good time oh really like you wait like what like you can't bring they have these like 263 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:25,663 really cool like they're flat circles and they expand into a chair so you could like open it sit 264 00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:30,823 down and then like reshut it and it's actually pretty small they won't let you have those because 265 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:34,923 they don't want like the lines getting longer because people are sitting i don't think it 266 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:41,223 makes sense but oh no one asked me uh anyways but so if you couldn't bring it to disneyland we have 267 00:11:41,223 --> 00:11:48,663 an alternate system um where they just have to install a few miles of cable for us but basically 268 00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:51,203 you can attach 269 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,003 little carabiners to your 270 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,183 outfit 271 00:11:55,183 --> 00:11:57,023 and it lightly 272 00:11:57,023 --> 00:11:57,923 pulls you up. 273 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,903 So it's like you still have to walk. 274 00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:02,483 Okay. 275 00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:03,303 No explosions. 276 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,663 Then is everybody on a track in Disneyland? 277 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,083 Yeah, but you can get off whenever you want. 278 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:08,803 Carabiner. 279 00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:12,123 Okay, Disneyland, if you're listening and we know that you are, 280 00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:13,703 then 281 00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:16,703 please 282 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,923 start installing this cable now. 283 00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:20,743 You know what they say. 284 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,463 The best time to install 285 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:24,903 a cable system is 20 years ago. 286 00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:27,063 The second best time is now. 287 00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:29,603 It's yesterday. The third best time is now. 288 00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:30,583 Yes. 289 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:30,983 Yeah. 290 00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:33,983 Quick editor's note. 291 00:12:34,243 --> 00:12:36,103 I feel stupid, but it's 292 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,343 the other way around. Helium is... 293 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:38,743 Dang it! 294 00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:42,583 Hydrogen is what the Hindenburg was... 295 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:43,543 I knew I was safe. 296 00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:45,903 Helium's still pretty flammable, though. 297 00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:47,683 helium is an inert gas. 298 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:48,723 No, it's flammable. 299 00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:50,603 No, no, no. 300 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,723 Because we need our mitigation system on this. 301 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:53,343 We'll still put it in. 302 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,683 Helium, if you're listening. 303 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:56,403 No, no, no. 304 00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,043 I've decided this is now made of hydrogen. 305 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:04,943 Because I want all this to still exist. 306 00:13:05,443 --> 00:13:06,523 I want to be in the mall 307 00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:10,043 and see people's clothes flying off their bodies. 308 00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:11,983 That is a fear of mine, by the way. 309 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:14,663 just being somewhere randomly and my clothes 310 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,383 like bursting off 311 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,163 into full nudity 312 00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:23,063 anyway 313 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,583 well 314 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,663 thank god 315 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:29,643 we don't have the suit yet 316 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,983 that won't happen to you 317 00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:34,143 so 318 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:35,983 okay so this hydrogen filled suit 319 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:43,743 okay we'll have a line of gas suits 320 00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:49,123 this does seem like it's primarily mostly helpful at disneyland 321 00:13:49,123 --> 00:13:56,783 um yeah that's when people would mostly use it mall of america hiking renaissance festival 322 00:13:56,783 --> 00:14:04,323 runners yeah would that be cheating that would be the new scandal we could be involved in a new 323 00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:06,283 scandal. Oh, I've always wanted to be 324 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:08,023 involved in a scandal. Me too. 325 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:09,903 I can't 326 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:11,603 wait for our hydrogen suit 327 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:13,863 to sweep the world of running. 328 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:15,583 Are you really trying to make this so interesting? 329 00:14:15,983 --> 00:14:17,903 Full pivot. Helium's out. 330 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:20,323 Yeah. New legislation. Helium's 331 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:20,663 illegal. 332 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:22,583 Um. 333 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:26,263 And now I hate helium for tricking me into 334 00:14:26,263 --> 00:14:27,823 thinking it was flammable. 335 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,183 Well, it's the H. Don't be on 336 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,003 two gases. I know, you 337 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:32,883 idiot. Yeah. 338 00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:35,543 Stupid letter H. 339 00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:36,383 Moron. 340 00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:39,323 Two lines and another line. 341 00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:40,143 Yeah. 342 00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:46,263 Just all be, just be, if you're going to be three lines, be all parallel to each other. 343 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:52,823 I bet you we could go through every word in the English dictionary and find a way to say the word without the letter H. 344 00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,663 H is basically a nothing letter. 345 00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:57,023 It's like a no sound. 346 00:14:57,023 --> 00:15:00,123 It should be G. 347 00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:00,823 It should be G. 348 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:02,483 Yeah. 349 00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:03,683 You hear that? 350 00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:04,863 All right. 351 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,123 So this new Gilliam suit. 352 00:15:08,203 --> 00:15:10,383 We're going to be floating in this Gilliam suit. 353 00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:14,203 You bring me joy. 354 00:15:14,903 --> 00:15:15,523 Thank you. 355 00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:17,443 What if, okay. 356 00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:23,203 What if somebody took their suit and they put it on someone smaller than them and made them float away? 357 00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:28,903 Like what if you were like, I really hate my baby. 358 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,283 My high protein baby. 359 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:34,923 oh no youths are coming for my baby 360 00:15:34,923 --> 00:15:36,523 quick get in the suit 361 00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:37,743 so I could 362 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:40,403 what's that Egypt thing where you put him in the river 363 00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:42,483 I think that's it 364 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,083 like in a basket in the river 365 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,283 baby in a basket baby in the sky 366 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,303 baby in the sky 367 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:48,623 yeah 368 00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:51,803 baby in the sky 369 00:15:51,803 --> 00:15:53,423 with galium 370 00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:55,103 I say again what if 371 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,623 yeah that sounds like 372 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,023 a feature if you're trying to save your baby 373 00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:00,623 Yeah. 374 00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:01,763 I know. 375 00:16:01,843 --> 00:16:03,603 We just saved so many babies' lives. 376 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,723 From ravenous, rabid children. 377 00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:06,223 Yep. 378 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,023 Which, to be fair, we did recommend those children. 379 00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,443 Try and get those babies. 380 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:17,323 Children, clarification, youths out there, only get babies that want to be eaten. 381 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:18,943 How will they tell them? 382 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:25,563 The babies will have a little sign around their neck that says, eat me. 383 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:29,623 Pretty clear. 384 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:30,523 I mean. 385 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,843 Yeah, that's a DNR and forcible fibers. 386 00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:36,343 And you're a lawyer. 387 00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,763 So, as we've established. 388 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:40,843 Oh, I'm triple bar certified. 389 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:41,563 Yep. 390 00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:44,003 That's how the letter H should be. 391 00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:44,683 Triple bars. 392 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:48,563 Not one stupid perpendicular one right in the middle. 393 00:16:48,643 --> 00:16:48,823 Yeah. 394 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:49,543 Idiot. 395 00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:52,183 God, H is so dumb. 396 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:53,963 Yeah, H is dumb and I'm a barrister. 397 00:16:54,823 --> 00:16:55,083 Yep. 398 00:16:57,023 --> 00:16:59,283 Is there another word for lawyer? 399 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:01,883 You're going to put Esquire after your name? 400 00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:02,763 Oh, um. 401 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:04,883 Isn't Esquire? 402 00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:05,463 Esquire. 403 00:17:05,643 --> 00:17:06,763 I just think horse. 404 00:17:06,883 --> 00:17:07,703 I know what's wrong. 405 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,843 You think horse for Esquire? 406 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:10,363 Yeah. 407 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,623 Like equine? 408 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,123 Yeah. 409 00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,923 You don't think of the magazine Esquire? 410 00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:17,783 Is that about horses? 411 00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:19,443 No, I think it's about gentlemen. 412 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:21,403 How do I not know about this? 413 00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:22,403 I don't know. 414 00:17:22,403 --> 00:17:23,943 Yeah, it's like GQ. 415 00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:25,563 Yeah, it's a GQ type. 416 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:26,303 Oh. 417 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,963 I don't know if it still exists in any kind of form. 418 00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:30,483 it does still exist 419 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,703 if not let's 420 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,323 we'll have to inquire about the esquire 421 00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:37,443 yeah and then we'll make it about 422 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:38,563 fancy horses 423 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,983 little horse in a suit 424 00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:42,623 yeah 425 00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:45,343 the horses ride us 426 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:48,643 lengthy waiver 427 00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,483 and you will probably die 428 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,703 but you're wearing the helium suit so it doesn't feel that bad 429 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,363 you're wearing the gillium suit 430 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:56,523 um 431 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:57,723 uh 432 00:17:57,723 --> 00:18:01,803 So is this called the helium suit or do you have another name for it? 433 00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:06,103 I was thinking, um, step up, but. 434 00:18:08,223 --> 00:18:10,143 Helium suit really can phase the message. 435 00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,063 It does. 436 00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:15,603 It's pretty, pretty straightforward. 437 00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:17,943 Happy birthday. 438 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:19,563 Is that allowed? 439 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,783 What, saying happy birthday? 440 00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:26,803 No, like, because, you know, someone owns happy birthday. 441 00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:30,083 I don't... 442 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,603 I think the rights to that are now 443 00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:33,963 back in the public domain. 444 00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:35,363 Good. 445 00:18:35,943 --> 00:18:37,503 It was some broad that owned it. 446 00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:39,403 Or two sisters or something like that 447 00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:40,143 back in the day. 448 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:41,583 But that was the song. 449 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:42,043 Yeah. 450 00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:44,423 I don't know the words, happy birthday. 451 00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:46,583 I think they're fair use. 452 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:46,783 Safe? 453 00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:47,863 Yeah, I think they're safe. 454 00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:50,223 But I don't understand why we're saying 455 00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:51,903 happy birthday with the helium suit. 456 00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:54,303 Because people get balloons for their birthday 457 00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:55,963 and balloons of helium and... 458 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:58,843 Oh, and then also when your clothes get blown off, you're in your birthday suit. 459 00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:00,083 Yes! 460 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:01,643 Quick thinking, Jay. 461 00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:06,043 We're still going to have the mitigation anti-explosion measures in there. 462 00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:08,903 Of course, in case someone accidentally fills it with... 463 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,843 Someone like me? 464 00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:11,203 Gydrogen. 465 00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:12,323 Gydrogen? 466 00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:14,903 Gydrogen. 467 00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:17,943 Okay. 468 00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:19,243 Helium suit. 469 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:23,903 This is another one of those that I want to see how this works. 470 00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:24,743 Okay. 471 00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:26,043 I'll model it for you. 472 00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:27,103 Thank you. 473 00:19:27,423 --> 00:19:29,423 Just don't put a flame next to me. 474 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,103 No. 475 00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,143 Happy birthday to Jenna. 476 00:19:34,803 --> 00:19:37,183 For instance, his clothes blown right off. 477 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,743 I refuse to be embarrassed in your home. 478 00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:41,743 It's not an embarrassing thing. 479 00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,123 It's nature. 480 00:19:43,323 --> 00:19:43,823 It's nature. 481 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:44,343 Look at me. 482 00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:44,903 Yeah. 483 00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:45,663 Yeah. 484 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:49,843 I was millions of years in the making. 485 00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:53,963 I just realized how sexy I am. 486 00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:56,243 yeah 487 00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:59,083 oh 488 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,183 a lot going on over here 489 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:01,523 yep 490 00:20:01,523 --> 00:20:05,483 listeners at home you missed a nice nipple pinch 491 00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:06,063 just then 492 00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:07,303 yeah 493 00:20:07,303 --> 00:20:09,303 they'll hear it, it'll come through 494 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:10,783 I should have reacted audibly 495 00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:13,523 that's okay, it's better that you didn't 496 00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:15,623 it's better to leave it in the minds of the 497 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,543 the listener, the imagination 498 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,003 yeah 499 00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:19,703 then you can 500 00:20:19,703 --> 00:20:23,823 put in any sound you want 501 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,583 in your own head 502 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:31,663 all right um i think that wraps up the invention of the week 503 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:38,503 and now to our next segment role play 504 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:44,263 hey there hottie you want to do some role play 505 00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:50,623 cool i have a couple of ideas for you i was gonna let you choose 506 00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,883 Oh, okay. 507 00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:53,583 Scenario one. 508 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:55,203 Is this, are we already role-playing? 509 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,683 You get to choose ideas? 510 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:57,863 Okay, go ahead. 511 00:20:57,943 --> 00:20:58,063 Sorry. 512 00:20:58,243 --> 00:20:59,443 No, maybe. 513 00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:00,603 I don't know. 514 00:21:01,183 --> 00:21:02,643 Role-play option one. 515 00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:03,163 Okay. 516 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:08,823 You have started a new position, but the details of the job are very vague, and you can't seem 517 00:21:08,823 --> 00:21:11,023 to understand what you're doing there. 518 00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:11,603 Okay. 519 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:12,923 Okay, that's scenario one. 520 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:13,323 Okay. 521 00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:16,123 scenario two is 522 00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:17,523 you are 523 00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:20,203 in a relationship with someone 524 00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:21,563 who is 525 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,303 a doomsday prepper 526 00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:26,503 and you didn't realize how bad 527 00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:28,163 it was like it happened over time 528 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,323 and now you're like suddenly in a full 529 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,543 blown relationship with a doomsday 530 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:32,923 prepper 531 00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:35,163 okay 532 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,323 that's it 533 00:21:37,323 --> 00:21:40,523 I think they're both 534 00:21:40,523 --> 00:21:41,263 good scenarios 535 00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:43,123 they're very real 536 00:21:43,123 --> 00:21:45,863 if they happen to you 537 00:21:45,863 --> 00:21:46,543 yeah 538 00:21:46,543 --> 00:21:47,143 okay 539 00:21:47,143 --> 00:21:48,183 yeah 540 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:48,963 yeah 541 00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,503 uh 542 00:21:50,503 --> 00:21:52,223 let's do 543 00:21:52,223 --> 00:22:01,867 scenario number two doomsday prep yep to stay prep Yep Okay Perfect Hey um hon 544 00:22:03,127 --> 00:22:03,647 Yes. 545 00:22:03,647 --> 00:22:14,286 Uh, why are there 300-gallon-sized cans of tomato paste where my car used to be? 546 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:16,747 Oh, I know. 547 00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:19,407 I can only get a few. 548 00:22:20,526 --> 00:22:20,967 Wait, wait. 549 00:22:21,647 --> 00:22:23,086 300 is a few to you? 550 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,167 I'm sorry. 551 00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:25,927 Failed you as a man and a husband. 552 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:27,887 No, no, no. 553 00:22:28,487 --> 00:22:31,026 Why do we need even one? 554 00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:33,526 That's a lot of tomato sauce. 555 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:37,066 One gallon is a lot of tomato sauce for two people. 556 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:38,927 Why do we need 300? 557 00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:42,647 Well, it's 200 people. 558 00:22:42,826 --> 00:22:46,247 I mean, two people for forever. 559 00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:49,647 This tomato sauce is not going to last as long as you think. 560 00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:50,286 We're going to run out. 561 00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:54,586 Well, why can't we just buy it as we need it? 562 00:22:57,907 --> 00:22:58,347 What? 563 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:01,586 Gerald, I know that look. 564 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:05,907 I just, I don't understand the question. 565 00:23:06,247 --> 00:23:06,987 Buy it as we need it. 566 00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:07,727 It won't be available. 567 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:08,467 Why? 568 00:23:08,607 --> 00:23:10,826 You think they're going to be manufacturing this stuff in five years? 569 00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:11,667 Yeah. 570 00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:12,826 When the plants are gone? 571 00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:14,847 What's happening to the plants? 572 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:15,747 What are you talking about? 573 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:16,046 What do you mean? 574 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:17,607 They've been totally irradiated. 575 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,987 The world is a pit of radiation. 576 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,286 The tomatoes are gone. 577 00:23:22,647 --> 00:23:22,826 Wait. 578 00:23:24,187 --> 00:23:25,007 I'm sorry. 579 00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:27,266 What hypothetical are you? 580 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:28,266 Hypothetical? 581 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:29,026 Yeah. 582 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:31,967 What? 583 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:32,367 I. 584 00:23:34,427 --> 00:23:35,727 I don't understand. 585 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:36,187 What? 586 00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:36,407 Yeah. 587 00:23:36,487 --> 00:23:37,806 What hypothetical is this? 588 00:23:37,927 --> 00:23:38,967 Where the plants are. 589 00:23:38,987 --> 00:23:39,747 I'll play your little game. 590 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:41,247 Hypothetically. 591 00:23:43,086 --> 00:23:43,687 Yes. 592 00:23:43,847 --> 00:23:44,326 Go on. 593 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,526 They drop the bombs. 594 00:23:47,766 --> 00:23:48,326 Hypothetically. 595 00:23:49,207 --> 00:23:50,927 Everyone you know and love is dead. 596 00:23:51,187 --> 00:23:56,306 Hypothetically, it's you and me, a la Blast from the Past. 597 00:23:57,266 --> 00:24:00,347 That Brendan Fraser or Lisa Silverstone movie? 598 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,066 You mean documentary? 599 00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:02,687 Yeah. 600 00:24:03,847 --> 00:24:05,187 But didn't... 601 00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:06,467 Wait, wait, honey, in that movie, 602 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:12,507 Brendan Fraser's character came out of a bunker to realize everything was fine. 603 00:24:12,727 --> 00:24:13,967 That's what they want you to think. 604 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:15,947 The government cooked up that ending. 605 00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:19,487 So you're saying blast from the past is government propaganda? 606 00:24:20,306 --> 00:24:20,826 The end? 607 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,887 The beginning is good people trying to get out a good message. 608 00:24:24,467 --> 00:24:25,326 Let's not fight. 609 00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:26,647 I love you. 610 00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:28,026 Okay, I love you too. 611 00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:32,907 This is an irrational way to live, honey. 612 00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:41,207 I mean, look, you just started digging a hole in the backyard for a pool, right? 613 00:24:41,306 --> 00:24:42,987 You're installing a pool in our backyard? 614 00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:45,566 That's what that giant hole is for? 615 00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:46,727 A pool? 616 00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:51,387 Right. I mean, that's the actions of someone who's looking forward to the future. 617 00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:57,566 Oh. Would that help you stay in love if it was a pool? Because... 618 00:24:58,086 --> 00:25:01,907 Wait, what was it for? I just assumed it was for a pool. 619 00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:03,847 No, come with me. Get the lantern. 620 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:05,467 Okay. 621 00:25:05,707 --> 00:25:06,167 Turn it on. 622 00:25:07,107 --> 00:25:07,507 Yeah. 623 00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:08,546 Okay, let's go down. 624 00:25:08,786 --> 00:25:11,786 Also, why do we have 400 kerosene lanterns? 625 00:25:12,707 --> 00:25:16,727 They break so easy when you're scared and drop them. 626 00:25:17,507 --> 00:25:18,066 Okay. 627 00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:18,806 All right. 628 00:25:18,887 --> 00:25:19,747 We can come back to that. 629 00:25:19,867 --> 00:25:22,026 Neighbors in other towns will steal them. 630 00:25:22,367 --> 00:25:24,026 Torches are primo. 631 00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:25,707 Primo. 632 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:26,267 Okay. 633 00:25:26,306 --> 00:25:30,887 So this scenario, we have neighbors, which means not everything's eradicated. 634 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:32,227 Well, they're freaks. 635 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:33,887 What does that mean? 636 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,487 They've got problems from- 637 00:25:37,487 --> 00:25:38,167 The radiation? 638 00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:38,526 Yeah. 639 00:25:38,526 --> 00:25:42,086 Yeah, they've got gross things. 640 00:25:42,306 --> 00:25:45,407 Like an extra arm coming out of their forehead or something? 641 00:25:45,566 --> 00:25:46,046 Grosser. 642 00:25:46,826 --> 00:25:47,707 Grosser than that? 643 00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:50,427 Yeah, they've got more teeth. 644 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:57,747 Like in places they shouldn't be or just like an extra row like shark? 645 00:25:57,887 --> 00:25:59,046 No, crowding in the mouth. 646 00:26:00,707 --> 00:26:05,427 That's grosser to you than one, like a third arm coming out of their forehead? 647 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,467 That I could forgive. 648 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,586 That's an extra torch holding arm. 649 00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:09,566 That's a good neighbor. 650 00:26:12,007 --> 00:26:13,387 That you can forgive? 651 00:26:13,647 --> 00:26:15,407 You can't forget extra teeth? 652 00:26:15,747 --> 00:26:15,887 Yeah. 653 00:26:16,046 --> 00:26:16,407 All right. 654 00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:18,387 You don't understand how important torches are to me. 655 00:26:18,427 --> 00:26:19,786 We have more torches than toilet paper. 656 00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:20,467 I'll just say that. 657 00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:21,727 Wait, no. 658 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,487 Toilet paper makes more sense to store. 659 00:26:24,627 --> 00:26:25,227 Why aren't you? 660 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:25,806 No. 661 00:26:27,306 --> 00:26:31,407 Because Costco wants you to buy the toilet paper. 662 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:32,566 It's another conspiracy. 663 00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:35,767 You can clean with anything. 664 00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:37,586 You can clean with dirt. 665 00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:41,887 So in this hypothetical 666 00:26:41,887 --> 00:26:44,526 doomsday scenario 667 00:26:44,526 --> 00:26:46,147 It's not hypothetical, too. 668 00:26:46,927 --> 00:26:47,347 Okay. 669 00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:47,947 Yeah. 670 00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,387 You want us 671 00:26:49,387 --> 00:26:49,767 Me where I am. 672 00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:51,907 You want us 673 00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:52,826 to have 674 00:26:52,826 --> 00:26:54,507 lanterns galore 675 00:26:54,507 --> 00:26:56,347 because torches will be 676 00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:57,526 some kind of currency 677 00:26:57,526 --> 00:26:59,887 in this post-apocalyptic world. 678 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:00,427 Yeah. 679 00:27:00,747 --> 00:27:02,487 But we'll be wiping with dirt 680 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:04,987 in our 681 00:27:04,987 --> 00:27:05,747 Yeah. 682 00:27:05,747 --> 00:27:07,247 for wiping it all. 683 00:27:07,806 --> 00:27:09,867 Well, this is a much deeper hole than I thought. 684 00:27:09,927 --> 00:27:10,826 We're finally at the bottom. 685 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:13,127 Yeah, look around. 686 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,467 Look, I built this for you. 687 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:17,507 A gym, a post office. 688 00:27:18,187 --> 00:27:19,046 Oh my god. 689 00:27:19,286 --> 00:27:20,387 We can mail each other letters. 690 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,747 There's a TCBY down here. 691 00:27:22,847 --> 00:27:23,427 I know. 692 00:27:23,867 --> 00:27:25,987 I got it on discount because it was closed down at the mall. 693 00:27:27,107 --> 00:27:28,546 There are employees. 694 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:30,367 For now. 695 00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:32,507 They gotta earn their keep. 696 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:35,066 this is a vast 697 00:27:35,066 --> 00:27:36,227 network 698 00:27:36,227 --> 00:27:37,306 look there's an ATM 699 00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:39,747 oh we're gonna need money 700 00:27:39,747 --> 00:27:42,107 or is it just oh does it dispense lanterns 701 00:27:42,107 --> 00:27:43,847 because that's the currency in the future 702 00:27:43,847 --> 00:27:46,387 I'm working out the specifics 703 00:27:46,387 --> 00:27:48,207 I don't know 704 00:27:48,207 --> 00:27:51,127 I gotta say honey this is actually quite impressive 705 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:51,727 you're impressed 706 00:27:51,727 --> 00:27:53,247 you're turned on 707 00:27:53,247 --> 00:27:56,947 doesn't have to be about that 708 00:27:56,947 --> 00:27:57,387 okay 709 00:27:57,387 --> 00:27:59,167 two things can be true at once 710 00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:02,326 at first I thought you were just being 711 00:28:02,326 --> 00:28:03,826 a little bit whiny about the apocalypse. 712 00:28:04,826 --> 00:28:06,267 But now I see you 713 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,747 did some pretty good 714 00:28:07,747 --> 00:28:09,306 planning here. 715 00:28:09,767 --> 00:28:10,107 Alright. 716 00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:13,967 Why can't you put this to you? How are you unemployed still? 717 00:28:14,707 --> 00:28:16,507 I don't have time for a job! 718 00:28:16,826 --> 00:28:17,806 Look at what I just did! 719 00:28:19,267 --> 00:28:20,326 Also, people don't take this 720 00:28:20,326 --> 00:28:21,747 seriously on a resume, just so you know. 721 00:28:22,046 --> 00:28:24,387 They don't take doomsday prepping as a... 722 00:28:24,387 --> 00:28:26,387 No. I mean, I called it like ten different 723 00:28:26,387 --> 00:28:27,066 things. They don't care. 724 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,627 What other names have you given it? 725 00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:31,847 Eventuality 726 00:28:31,847 --> 00:28:34,447 mitigation sequence operations 727 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:35,467 analyst and director? 728 00:28:36,707 --> 00:28:37,887 That sounds pretty good. 729 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:39,507 Well, they laughed me out of the room. 730 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:40,507 Who? 731 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:43,147 Who laughed you out of the room? 732 00:28:43,227 --> 00:28:44,326 The resume people. 733 00:28:44,786 --> 00:28:45,227 Oh. 734 00:28:45,727 --> 00:28:46,086 Yeah. 735 00:28:46,487 --> 00:28:48,086 I'm not a fool in this economy. 736 00:28:48,987 --> 00:28:51,367 Well, it looks like TCBY is hiring. 737 00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:53,427 Do you think 738 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,627 they'd hire me? 739 00:28:56,207 --> 00:28:57,467 I think you built it. 740 00:28:57,467 --> 00:28:58,647 I bet you could be 741 00:28:58,647 --> 00:29:00,347 manager. 742 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:03,267 You're the god of TCBY as far as they're concerned. 743 00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:04,887 Thanks. 744 00:29:05,806 --> 00:29:06,467 All right. 745 00:29:07,826 --> 00:29:08,566 Maybe later. 746 00:29:09,507 --> 00:29:10,447 See, I knew it. 747 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:11,507 You didn't really want a job. 748 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:12,526 Oh, come on! 749 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:13,367 I knew it. 750 00:29:13,467 --> 00:29:14,147 Work sucks! 751 00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:23,647 All right, I think I understand now exactly what it would be like to be in a relationship with a doomsday prepper. 752 00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:25,046 Oh, yeah, yeah. 753 00:29:25,107 --> 00:29:29,227 That came straight from a Prime Video mockumentary. 754 00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:30,707 by McChie. 755 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,286 He's so prolific. 756 00:29:33,507 --> 00:29:34,207 Yeah, he does a lot. 757 00:29:34,286 --> 00:29:34,747 Charlie's Angels. 758 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:35,526 I know. 759 00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:35,927 Yeah. 760 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,127 Charlie's Angels 2 Full Throttle. 761 00:29:37,326 --> 00:29:38,046 Oh, Full Throttle. 762 00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:39,647 Oh, funny title. 763 00:29:40,086 --> 00:29:40,267 Yep. 764 00:29:41,627 --> 00:29:42,367 Funny movie. 765 00:29:42,467 --> 00:29:42,927 Who's your favorite 766 00:29:42,927 --> 00:29:43,947 Charlie's Angels, by the way? 767 00:29:46,407 --> 00:29:47,907 Which angel's my favorite angel? 768 00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,066 Drew Barrymore. 769 00:29:50,306 --> 00:29:50,707 Drew Barrymore. 770 00:29:51,026 --> 00:29:51,927 Ugh, love Drew. 771 00:29:52,286 --> 00:29:52,566 Yeah. 772 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:53,786 I always liked her. 773 00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:54,267 Yeah. 774 00:29:54,507 --> 00:29:55,487 Drew, if you're listening, 775 00:29:55,947 --> 00:29:57,747 send us a signed poster 776 00:29:57,747 --> 00:29:59,487 of Charlie's Angels 2 Full Throttle. 777 00:29:59,747 --> 00:30:01,306 I thought you were going to say, send us a sign. 778 00:30:01,826 --> 00:30:02,546 I know. 779 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,407 The sign is she's going to text me later 780 00:30:05,407 --> 00:30:06,727 and be like, that was hilarious. 781 00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:08,147 I saw an alien. 782 00:30:08,826 --> 00:30:09,586 It's Drew. 783 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:10,806 Wait, what? 784 00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:11,367 E.T. 785 00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:12,326 Oh. 786 00:30:13,806 --> 00:30:15,607 I thought you were still talking Charlie's Angels 787 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,187 and I was like, I don't remember that part. 788 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:18,447 Charlie's Angels 3. 789 00:30:19,127 --> 00:30:19,907 I saw an alien. 790 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:21,747 Drew. 791 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:24,127 It's Drew. 792 00:30:24,707 --> 00:30:25,527 It's true, Drew. 793 00:30:27,747 --> 00:30:29,287 Um, all right. 794 00:30:29,326 --> 00:30:30,987 Well, that was really, really realistic. 795 00:30:30,987 --> 00:30:35,806 And I now know what that scenario will be like if that ever happens to me. 796 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:36,427 Yeah. 797 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:37,627 Can I just say one thing? 798 00:30:37,806 --> 00:30:37,967 Sure. 799 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:44,066 I don't want to live in an apocalypse. 800 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,106 Oh, okay. 801 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:46,447 Okay. 802 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,187 Thank you for adding that clarifying. 803 00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:50,647 I don't know why people want, like, they always talk about what they would do. 804 00:30:50,687 --> 00:30:51,447 I'm like, I would die. 805 00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:54,306 I don't want to live somewhere where your money's gone. 806 00:30:54,407 --> 00:30:55,407 Your neighborhoods are gone. 807 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:56,627 Your jobs are gone. 808 00:30:56,627 --> 00:30:57,167 I know. 809 00:30:57,167 --> 00:31:05,127 you have to like forage for things and forage is a cute word for being starving in a bush 810 00:31:05,127 --> 00:31:10,667 yeah it is it's a fun little euphemism for forging 811 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:15,586 um forging 812 00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:25,627 i'm hunting i'm gathering i hate this um well it sounds like you won't have to worry about that 813 00:31:25,627 --> 00:31:27,086 because you've built a whole civilization. 814 00:31:27,546 --> 00:31:28,627 But I wouldn't want to be in there. 815 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:29,947 You wouldn't? 816 00:31:30,947 --> 00:31:32,987 No, because I like stuff. 817 00:31:33,606 --> 00:31:35,987 But it sounds like you provided a decent amount of stuff. 818 00:31:36,287 --> 00:31:36,546 More. 819 00:31:37,707 --> 00:31:38,826 It's never enough. 820 00:31:38,987 --> 00:31:39,247 Yeah. 821 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,066 All right. 822 00:31:41,326 --> 00:31:42,987 Well, make sure to kill you. 823 00:31:43,106 --> 00:31:43,826 Yeah, I'll kill you. 824 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:44,247 Thanks. 825 00:31:44,806 --> 00:31:45,227 You're welcome. 826 00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:46,947 You'll feel the cock in there now. 827 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,867 Yes, you'll, yeah. 828 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:49,647 Yes. 829 00:31:50,066 --> 00:31:50,407 Uh-huh. 830 00:31:50,487 --> 00:31:51,007 Death by. 831 00:31:51,447 --> 00:31:51,887 Yes. 832 00:31:52,267 --> 00:31:52,566 Perfect. 833 00:31:52,566 --> 00:31:53,247 All right. 834 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:56,987 Well, I think that wraps up a very successful 835 00:31:56,987 --> 00:31:59,247 Roleplay 836 00:31:59,247 --> 00:32:05,007 Alright, it's time 837 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,767 For our final segment 838 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:09,247 The Big Question 839 00:32:09,247 --> 00:32:13,326 The question is very big 840 00:32:13,326 --> 00:32:17,127 We have a question submitted to us 841 00:32:17,127 --> 00:32:19,367 By a listener 842 00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:22,387 Joe, would you like to read the question? 843 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:23,447 Oh, I sure would, Jenna. 844 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:24,527 Thank you. 845 00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:33,407 And if you would like to submit a question for the big question, email us at friendslikeusofficial at gmail.com. 846 00:32:34,127 --> 00:32:37,867 And we will take your big question on our podcast. 847 00:32:38,847 --> 00:32:40,347 All right, Joe, hit us. 848 00:32:40,887 --> 00:32:41,207 All right. 849 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,847 This question is from Mary in Phoenix. 850 00:32:45,027 --> 00:32:45,667 Sup, Flew? 851 00:32:45,787 --> 00:32:46,847 Big fan of the pod. 852 00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:47,847 Long-time listener. 853 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:48,947 First-time questioner. 854 00:32:49,027 --> 00:32:50,066 Here's my big question. 855 00:32:50,066 --> 00:33:02,170 you spend a perfect three days at your dream music festival all your favorite bands even if they broken up or dead are all playing your favorite songs in any location of your choice Free admission for you and your friends 856 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:03,590 Perfect weather guaranteed. 857 00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:06,590 Unlimited amounts of food, drinks, drugs, 858 00:33:06,690 --> 00:33:08,870 whatever you desire are provided and free. 859 00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:14,130 However, you have the song Ballroom Blitz by Sweet 860 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:16,830 stuck in your head all day, every single day, 861 00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:18,890 for eight years following the festival. 862 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:21,770 is the perfect music festival worth it 863 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:26,350 oh that's the ballroom blitz 864 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,730 ballroom blitz 865 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:32,950 um i well okay 866 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:37,610 that wouldn't bug me so much for a few days 867 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:41,930 but anything all day every day for eight years 868 00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:44,410 would probably make you go insane 869 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:54,990 yeah i don't think there's any band or lineup that i care enough about it's like i could just 870 00:33:54,990 --> 00:34:03,050 go on amazon or like spotify or like apple music or whatever and hear whatever i want to hear like 871 00:34:03,050 --> 00:34:09,210 nothing's so good that i'm gonna pay for it for eight years 872 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:15,750 yeah uh is there an amount of time that you would be okay with it because i'm thinking like 873 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:24,350 yeah i eight years is too long so no would be my answer to that question um it would be more like 874 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:28,830 if you got something you really want like if you got a wish granted like here's the price i'd be 875 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:39,150 like yeah fine but no not for this yeah not for the perfect they never play what you want them 876 00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:39,770 to play anyway. 877 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:40,430 Well, that's what 878 00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:42,110 in the question, 879 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:43,190 it does say they play 880 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:44,010 all your favorite bands 881 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:44,810 playing all the songs 882 00:34:44,810 --> 00:34:45,370 that you love. 883 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:46,050 Oh, I'm a bad listener. 884 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:47,330 Yeah, you really are. 885 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:48,630 Yeah. 886 00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:50,610 I should go 887 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:52,330 be apocalypsed. 888 00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:54,210 All right. 889 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:55,490 I'll get my gun. 890 00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:00,150 Well, here's a question, though. 891 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,730 Let's take the consequence 892 00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:02,490 out of it. 893 00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:03,690 What would be something 894 00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:04,290 that would make 895 00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:04,970 a music festival 896 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:05,950 perfect for you? 897 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:07,950 Like, I have something 898 00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:08,470 in mind. 899 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,410 Gilliam suits. 900 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:14,170 I have something in mind. 901 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:14,630 What is it? 902 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:20,870 If you never had to go to the bathroom. 903 00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:25,610 The worst is when you're like in a situation, especially outdoors, all day long. 904 00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:29,190 And it's like you're like, I got to pee. 905 00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:31,090 And then there's lines and you're uncomfortable. 906 00:35:31,090 --> 00:35:37,230 And it's just like, if you could just remove the ever needing to pee thing. 907 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:38,770 I don't agree. 908 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:39,770 You like it? 909 00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:41,070 I just love it. 910 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,470 God, the relief. 911 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:45,150 You like going to like a porta potty or... 912 00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:45,570 Porta potty? 913 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:46,630 I want neighbors. 914 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:49,910 I want a full stall and it's like a walk up and go, hi. 915 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:51,490 Well, no, I know. 916 00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:52,910 But I mean, like musical... 917 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:57,590 Music festivals, they don't have that normally. 918 00:35:57,730 --> 00:35:58,490 Oh, like, okay. 919 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:05,430 You got to like pay for the VIP to get like a slightly bigger, better version of a porta potty, essentially. 920 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:13,310 um but i but then also it's like then you're like trudging all over and it's like 921 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:19,170 maybe if i was popular that would be my thing like if i felt like the star of the music festival 922 00:36:19,170 --> 00:36:25,210 and everyone was like everywhere i went they were like whoa get up here come up front 923 00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:31,470 and the band was like is that francis come pee on stage yeah you don't have to go to a port-a-potty 924 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:31,990 here. 925 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,670 Would you ever want to be on stage with a band 926 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,250 while they were doing their 927 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,330 band things? 928 00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:40,730 And people were looking at me? Yeah. 929 00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:43,450 I don't know. 930 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:45,690 If that was beloved. 931 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:47,550 If you were beloved. I don't want to be 932 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:49,710 in front of people who are making a first time opinion about me. 933 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,590 I want to step onto a stage where I'm already 934 00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:53,610 loved. Yeah. What if that's 935 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,890 what makes them beloved you? 936 00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:57,530 Yeah, if this is a gateway to beloveding 937 00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:59,510 Francis. What if I step 938 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,450 out and all I say is, I am beloved! 939 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,490 And everyone's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 940 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:04,970 Yeah, oh. 941 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:06,410 Did you see that beloved guy? 942 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:07,130 I love him. 943 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,270 He looks really beloved. 944 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:09,570 Yeah, maybe. 945 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:10,970 I heard someone say he's beloved. 946 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:12,570 Yeah, I'm saying it now. 947 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:13,210 Whoa. 948 00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:17,890 I heard him say he's beloved. 949 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:24,910 Okay, so we both agree the answer to this question is. 950 00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:28,210 Here's my one question, listener. 951 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:34,490 um how annoying is it because i tell you right now i have things in my head every day from like 952 00:37:34,490 --> 00:37:39,790 10 years ago i don't it's not like all day but i'm constantly like yeah replaying tiktok sounds 953 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:45,070 that were famous or something or like there used to be these like series of bird videos where the 954 00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:51,010 bird would like they would like kiss their bird and the bird was like thank you baby like parrots 955 00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:56,850 and so like i think about that all the time so like that doesn't bother me but if it was the same 956 00:37:56,850 --> 00:38:01,670 thing constantly and you could because like in that scenario you're getting different things 957 00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:05,350 you've got a mix there's a variety of things that are like i'm with you i get 958 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:09,550 shit running through my head all the time sounds like you need some dirt 959 00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:19,350 yes very good um no but yeah but there's a variety it's kind of like on shuffle 960 00:38:19,350 --> 00:38:24,590 you know yeah sometimes you get something that's a little more prominent but then you forget about it 961 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:26,990 like the other day what was I singing 962 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,810 I kept singing a song over and over again 963 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,210 I don't even remember what it was now 964 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,350 so I have that relief 965 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:34,210 I guess 966 00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:39,230 also I only know 967 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:40,550 that part of the song I think 968 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:41,750 that's all you need 969 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:46,750 is that the song 970 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:47,630 oh it sounds so dumb right now 971 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:50,090 is that the song in Garth Brooks 972 00:38:50,090 --> 00:38:51,610 I know exactly what you were going to say 973 00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:53,270 yes in Wayne's world 974 00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:53,630 Yes. 975 00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:54,410 Good Lord. 976 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:58,070 It's one of the songs that Cassandra's band covers. 977 00:38:58,330 --> 00:38:58,570 Okay. 978 00:38:58,690 --> 00:39:02,390 Which is so funny because like, I feel a little bit cheated. 979 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:06,130 Like they're talking about this band as being like, oh, they're so great. 980 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:06,870 They're so amazing. 981 00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:08,610 And like, she's going to get a record contract. 982 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:10,610 They're just a cover band. 983 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:15,470 As a kid, I didn't know like the songs that they were playing. 984 00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:17,050 So like, I didn't know they were covers. 985 00:39:17,350 --> 00:39:18,570 Yeah, I beloved this. 986 00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:20,630 Yeah, Cassandra's beloved. 987 00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:22,970 Get her on stage. 988 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:26,930 But why would anyone give a cover band a record contract? 989 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:27,830 They wouldn't. 990 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:33,710 What if the producers were just really bad and didn't know? 991 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:36,170 They were like, these are hits. 992 00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:38,790 Hit after hit. 993 00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:40,070 Wow, happy birthday. 994 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:41,050 Amazing. 995 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:49,750 I bet there were two sisters back in the early 1900s that wrote that. 996 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:51,450 I bet this is current. 997 00:39:53,270 --> 00:39:55,990 I feel like one of the sisters' name is Clara. 998 00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:57,390 Is that true? 999 00:39:57,510 --> 00:39:58,150 I don't know. 1000 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:03,170 This might be a helium-hydrogen thing where I just have these facts in my head that aren't correct. 1001 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,070 Or they are correct. 1002 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:06,490 I still believe helium is not inert. 1003 00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:07,530 I think it's very inert. 1004 00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:08,590 It's your right to believe that. 1005 00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:09,350 I support that. 1006 00:40:09,630 --> 00:40:10,190 Thank you. 1007 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:10,210 Thank you. 1008 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:10,610 Yeah. 1009 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:17,530 I think our producer Joe is sourcing this right now. 1010 00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:19,670 Yeah, so take this time to realize. 1011 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,550 If you or someone you know has been hurt by helium. 1012 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:27,910 first appeared in print as the final four lines of edith goodyear alder's poem 1013 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:35,530 roy's birthday wait read that on pod read that on mike i mean happy birthday to you or simply 1014 00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:42,050 happy birthday is an american song yeah oh the melody of happy birthday to you comes from the 1015 00:40:42,050 --> 00:40:46,790 song good morning to all which has typically been attributed to american sisters patty and 1016 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:49,050 Mildred Hill in 1893. 1017 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:50,290 Hattie and Mildred Hill. 1018 00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:52,270 When you put those together, you get one Claire. 1019 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:54,010 Yeah, Clara, yeah. 1020 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,970 That's very clarifying. 1021 00:40:57,730 --> 00:40:58,770 That was so stupid. 1022 00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:01,330 Oh, no, I'm not beloved anymore. 1023 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:02,470 No, stop, stop. 1024 00:41:03,690 --> 00:41:05,110 Hurry, blow up your suit. 1025 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:06,930 Alright, well, 1026 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,070 I think the answer is 1027 00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,870 no. Eight years is 1028 00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:11,970 too much. 1029 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:15,730 But thank you for the big question, 1030 00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:16,530 and Mary and Phoenix. 1031 00:41:16,690 --> 00:41:17,350 I guarantee you 1032 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:17,990 we'll be on our heads 1033 00:41:17,990 --> 00:41:18,710 for the rest of the day. 1034 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:19,350 Oh no, 1035 00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:20,250 for eight years. 1036 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,630 We'll be... 1037 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:22,670 The man in the back. 1038 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:25,790 Glitten is... 1039 00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:28,070 That's all I... 1040 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:28,830 That's... 1041 00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:29,470 Somebody give me 1042 00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:30,270 a record contract. 1043 00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:31,330 I'm covering a cover. 1044 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:31,970 This is a pretty sure. 1045 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:33,750 We have one last thing to do. 1046 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:35,310 Oh, well, 1047 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:36,790 yes, let's... 1048 00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:37,730 That wraps up 1049 00:41:37,730 --> 00:41:38,570 the big question. 1050 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:39,670 The big question. 1051 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:40,690 And we do have 1052 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:41,730 one last thing to do. 1053 00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:42,530 I told you. 1054 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,290 I know you... 1055 00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:45,030 You did tell me. 1056 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:45,590 You just told me 1057 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:46,890 a scoach too early. 1058 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:47,710 A scoach. 1059 00:41:49,950 --> 00:41:51,970 It's the secret words. 1060 00:41:52,090 --> 00:41:52,570 Yes, it is. 1061 00:41:53,530 --> 00:41:54,430 Did you say your word? 1062 00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:55,210 I said my word. 1063 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:55,850 Did you say your word? 1064 00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:56,270 I did. 1065 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:58,750 Okay. 1066 00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:00,590 Do you have a guess as to my word? 1067 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,510 Is your word 1068 00:42:03,510 --> 00:42:06,210 bathroom 1069 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:07,990 or porta potty? 1070 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:09,850 No. 1071 00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:11,890 Thank goodness. 1072 00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:13,130 Those came up organically. 1073 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:13,610 Okay. 1074 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,750 Did you say it in the beginning or the end? 1075 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:18,850 I said it during roleplay 1076 00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:20,450 You both said it during roleplay 1077 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:21,290 Oh no! 1078 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:23,690 Oh no, you said your word during roleplay? 1079 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:24,690 Yeah, I thought you were trying to say that 1080 00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:25,810 She got me to say it 1081 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,470 No, I wish 1082 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:29,210 Neither of you said the other word 1083 00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:30,450 But you both said your word 1084 00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:31,670 Okay, shoot 1085 00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:33,850 We both said the words during roleplay 1086 00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:35,110 I know what mine is 1087 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:36,930 Three minutes after that 1088 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,710 Whoa 1089 00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:41,930 Okay, well I was going to guess that your word was beloved 1090 00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:43,090 And then I was worried 1091 00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:46,870 because I said beloved a bunch of times after that. 1092 00:42:47,070 --> 00:42:49,110 So you'd been racking up the point. 1093 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:49,370 Yeah. 1094 00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:50,570 Point, point, point. 1095 00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:51,450 Nope, it wasn't beloved. 1096 00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:55,930 Was it lantern? 1097 00:42:56,830 --> 00:42:57,310 No. 1098 00:42:57,830 --> 00:42:58,230 Torch? 1099 00:42:58,770 --> 00:42:59,090 No. 1100 00:42:59,430 --> 00:42:59,890 Ugh. 1101 00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:01,130 All right. 1102 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:01,970 Thanks, though. 1103 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:03,490 You're welcome. 1104 00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:04,770 For listening to my words. 1105 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:07,190 I'll disclose my word now. 1106 00:43:07,810 --> 00:43:09,050 It is neighborhoods. 1107 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:12,390 Neighborhoods. 1108 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:13,450 Oh. 1109 00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:14,130 Yeah. 1110 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:15,850 Because you, yeah. 1111 00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,210 You like neighborhoods? 1112 00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,330 No, it doesn't, yeah. 1113 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:19,630 Yeah. 1114 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:20,930 And you? 1115 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,550 My word was whiny. 1116 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:25,290 Wow, that's an easy one to slip in. 1117 00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:25,690 Yeah. 1118 00:43:25,930 --> 00:43:28,070 I said you were being all whiny about the apocalypse. 1119 00:43:28,390 --> 00:43:28,750 I was. 1120 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:29,430 Yeah. 1121 00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:32,150 Well, no points today, listeners. 1122 00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:35,650 Francis, you want to take us out with a bird kiss? 1123 00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:38,970 Love you, baby. 1124 00:43:40,330 --> 00:43:40,890 Bye. 1125 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:54,730 We'll see you next time.