1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,680 i don't know if it's just me or what it is but there has been an epidemic or an uptick 2 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,560 and by uptick i mean a severe uptick because this literally has never happened before and 3 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:32,680 then now it happens all the time where i'll be holding the door open for somebody like you know 4 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:39,960 just a stranger walking through and they walk through and then zero acknowledgement that you've 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:45,340 held the door open and i know it's not like hard to hold a door open for somebody but it used to be 6 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:49,480 every single time you'd get some kind of acknowledgement thanks like a head nod something 7 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:53,980 They're just like, it's more like I'm the doorman and I'm just doing my job. 8 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:59,080 And it's men that are doing this, which is also surprising to me. 9 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:04,360 Their wives and girlfriends are probably in the car with binoculars watching. 10 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,480 They'd be like, he better not acknowledge this woman. 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,280 You don't think they would be like, why didn't he acknowledge that a lady just held a door open for him? 12 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,840 No, aren't you familiar with like the TikTok trends where like the girlfriends would go to the boyfriends 13 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,980 and be like, pretend I'm a random girl you don't know. 14 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:22,800 And she walks up and she goes, hi. 15 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,800 And they want their boyfriends to like elbow them in the face or something. 16 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,080 They want like a vision. 17 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:33,520 They want like an aggressive like, hey, yeah, get away from me, sorcerer woman. 18 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:40,260 Wait, the women who are in a relationship with these men pretend like they're not. 19 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:40,660 Yeah. 20 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,900 They go up to these men. 21 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,700 Not any men. 22 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,380 It's their men. 23 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:45,680 Right. 24 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:45,940 Yeah. 25 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,320 and 26 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:51,320 would they think that if they were just 27 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,420 pretending like they were strangers that the 28 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:54,760 man would be tricked into 29 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,480 no they want the man to show them what they would do if a 30 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,600 different woman approached them 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,080 so they act like they're a stranger 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,120 and they're like hey handsome 33 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,220 and they want their husband to be like back 34 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:05,680 away 35 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,320 well if the husband or the 36 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,020 boyfriend knows that this is what this 37 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:13,060 psycho woman is trying to get them to do 38 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,720 why wouldn't they just be like 39 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:22,520 oh yo this is what i do every time i get i give them a light slap and then i run in the other 40 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:28,800 direction pull out my dexter kill kit i'm sorry that let me show you the blood slides you know 41 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,200 you're next that's um offensive and i think it's so funny that you bring it up because literally 42 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:39,660 today a man did that to me i know i'm not a woman but i was also hurt yeah well i mean it's it's 43 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,880 again it's not like it's it's just weird because it's i've never noticed it before 44 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:50,820 but within like the last four months maybe maybe your pheromones are changing 45 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:58,240 what i i'm just being treated differently yeah because i smell different yeah maybe you need to 46 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:05,940 you need to like put out the sexy pheromones okay so when i'm holding open the doors i'm 47 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:11,800 gonna be like if you said that i bet you they would have acknowledged you i would have 48 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,680 Can I hear that one more time? 49 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,080 Thank you, ma'am. 50 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,980 Well, see, was that so hard? 51 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:21,560 Yeah, exactly. 52 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:26,980 You're better off than I was, because earlier, you know at the mall when there's like three sets of double doors? 53 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:27,500 Yeah. 54 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,440 A guy was coming up, and I was walking, so I was holding it up, and he goes, 55 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:31,680 No, I'm good. 56 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,440 And he goes to the door next to me and goes through it. 57 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,020 So I said nothing, and he's like, Thanks, though. 58 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,260 And I'm just like, I'm already out of this. 59 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:49,960 odd yeah huh people indoors man no it's there's i'm sure some astrological reasons is happening 60 00:03:49,960 --> 00:04:01,060 maybe but i don't know anyway welcome to friends like us a podcast where friends talk about stuff 61 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:01,540 Woo! 62 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,160 Woo! 63 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:02,480 Woo! 64 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:06,740 I'm Jenna. 65 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:07,740 This is Francis. 66 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:08,420 How are you, Francis? 67 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:08,800 Great. 68 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:09,160 How are you? 69 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,040 I was going to ask you first. 70 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:10,720 Oh, okay. 71 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,900 Pretend like, let's go back five seconds. 72 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:13,420 Scratch it. 73 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:13,940 I'm Jenna. 74 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,280 This is Francis. 75 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:15,980 Hey, girl. 76 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:16,600 How are you doing? 77 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:18,400 I'm doing so good. 78 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,480 Thank you for asking. 79 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,040 Of course. 80 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,220 I'm doing good. 81 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,080 Yeah. 82 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,480 Well, I'm glad you're also doing well. 83 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:30,560 Yep. 84 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,660 I've never been happier. 85 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:33,320 Wow. 86 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:34,640 That's a strong statement. 87 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,940 I don't know what happiness is. 88 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,820 I look back and I think, oh, that was good. 89 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:44,780 But when it's happening, it's not like there's a neon light going off. 90 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:45,480 I know. 91 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,280 It's like a line from The Office. 92 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,340 There is a way to know you're in the good old days while you're in them. 93 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:54,960 Yeah. 94 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:55,400 Yeah. 95 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,660 Because I think we look back and we romanticize what was, no matter if it was good or bad. 96 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:00,020 Yeah. 97 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,760 yeah amazing 98 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,400 this is you guys 99 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,900 we're so deep yeah this is normally 100 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,000 bonus content yeah but not now 101 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,860 no we're opening up 102 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,920 a little bit of our hearts to you 103 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,040 main feed listeners 104 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,760 and now we're shutting it it's gone 105 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,940 gone yeah hope you like hope you hope you enjoyed 106 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,980 it I hope in 30 years you look 107 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,840 back and realize that was the good times 108 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:27,040 and for all you 109 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,980 subscribers you 110 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:33,120 already know you're in you're living in the good times you know you know you are i think we're at 111 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,500 capacity actually i don't know if the system can take another subscriber uh we have two only two 112 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:46,480 slots left so act now oh there goes one oh shoot one left hurry hurry oh quick go to friends like 113 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:56,440 us pod.com grab that last spot oh man that was close yeah wow i wonder who's gonna get it 114 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,160 Someone named Delilah. 115 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,120 Okay. 116 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,860 Like the radio lady? 117 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:02,940 Delilah. 118 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:03,380 Could be her. 119 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:04,860 Is she still alive? 120 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,800 Yeah, I just saw her online the other day. 121 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,880 And she has the same voice. 122 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,340 You saw her online? 123 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,100 Yeah, like talking, like on TikTok. 124 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,420 She was like, it's me. 125 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,260 I can't do her. 126 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,780 I can not do her. 127 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,200 She used to do like baths and stuff. 128 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:20,200 Or was that? 129 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:21,400 Am I making that up? 130 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:24,820 Or she'd be like, slip into your warm bath. 131 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:27,240 or am I completely making this up 132 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,020 where it was like part of her 133 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,460 radio shtick 134 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,140 I don't remember her ever telling me to get in the bath 135 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:35,820 take a toaster with you 136 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:38,820 da la la 137 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,040 kill yourself 138 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:45,120 I don't think that would work by the way 139 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,840 electrocuting yourself 140 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,180 no that would work but like the specific toaster 141 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:50,940 in the bath method because there's like 142 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,660 GFCI outlets in the bathroom 143 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:56,820 I feel like the minute your toaster hit the water, your power would just come out. 144 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,120 Maybe you'll get a little zap. 145 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,140 Oh, really? 146 00:06:59,320 --> 00:06:59,720 I don't know. 147 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:00,560 Don't try it. 148 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,260 No, we're testing this out. 149 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:06,400 When we finally get that final subscriber, that'll be our celebration. 150 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,480 That'll be the bonus content. 151 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,160 Come on, Delilah. 152 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:09,780 We're done. 153 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,360 So there's video footage of her out there now? 154 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:13,760 Yeah. 155 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,180 I think it probably always has been. 156 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,620 Oh, I liked that no one knew what she looked like. 157 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,000 That's how I feel about the coyote guy. 158 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,360 K-Y. 159 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,800 K-Y-O-T. 160 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:24,780 I don't... 161 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:26,560 Is that a country station, right? 162 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,240 No, it's jazz. 163 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,860 Smooth jazz. 164 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,260 Oh, wait. 165 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:30,980 Which... 166 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:32,580 I thought that is the... 167 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,900 95.5. 168 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,400 Is that right? 169 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,780 Wait, is it 95.5? 170 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:36,840 There's a jazz station? 171 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,400 There was. 172 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,380 It was 95.5 K-Y-O-T. 173 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,660 Okay, that sounds familiar now. 174 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:47,000 I could be wrong about the FM frequency, but that's where I first heard smooth operator. 175 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,740 Use a smooth operator. 176 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:56,560 which is so funny that you just said that because i went i was in my youtube music app today and i 177 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:01,180 went to search for something and it said recent searches and one of them was smooth operator 178 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:05,960 and i don't remember doing that i don't remember searching for that you've been like manchurian 179 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:15,400 candidate i think so in the tub looking up this music delilah's telling me to kill myself um okay 180 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:26,200 before we get started with our first segment um i want to let the new listeners and regular 181 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:31,160 listeners know we do something on this show where our producer joe gives francis and i 182 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:39,240 secret words to say within the course of the podcast and then if we we say them and at the 183 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:47,040 end we try and guess what the other person's secret word is and if we guess we get a point 184 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:52,960 yay and you can actually go to friendslikeuspod.com where we have a running total of the points 185 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:59,800 sadly at this moment in time i think francis is winning um and which means none of us are winning 186 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,160 Wait, why? 187 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:07,780 Anyway, here's Joe with today's secret words. 188 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,540 Jenna's secret word is vertebrae. 189 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:14,960 Francis's secret word is memorabilia. 190 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:16,980 Back to the pod. 191 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:24,560 With that business out of the way, it's time for the invention of the week. 192 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:27,740 Inventions. 193 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:31,840 This is it, y'all. 194 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:32,620 Okay. 195 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:33,820 Finally. 196 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,460 I'm waiting for it to be it. 197 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,620 This is... 198 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,740 I just want to preface this by saying it's going to... 199 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:42,820 I know it's going to sound a little bit the year 3000. 200 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:43,780 Okay. 201 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,060 But trust me on this. 202 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,620 We already have the base technology. 203 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:48,180 Okay. 204 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,580 You know how when you can go to, like, the fair or the carnival? 205 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:52,760 I do know that. 206 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,280 That's it? 207 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:54,500 No. 208 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:55,720 No. 209 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,840 You know the big slingshot mall? 210 00:09:59,480 --> 00:09:59,600 Yeah. 211 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,560 So people can get in and slingshot some? 212 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:02,000 Yeah. 213 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,540 Imagine, Jenna, you just got terrible news. 214 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,320 Oh, no. 215 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:12,540 You need to be across town, and you have no time to get there. 216 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,600 This is an emergency. 217 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:14,500 Okay. 218 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,740 This is a proprietary system of slingshot balls. 219 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,300 So it gets you across town in a matter of minutes. 220 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:29,360 So how it works is you get in one, and it slingshots you back. 221 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:37,440 and it throws the slingshot ball to a receiving magnet net. 222 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,040 Yeah, catches it, and then it rolls down and gets another slingshot. 223 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:46,780 It basically just slingshots you from one to the next to the next 224 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,500 until you get to wherever you need to go. 225 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,080 So it's making stops along the way at different slingshots. 226 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,880 It's not really a stop. 227 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,840 It's just long enough to get into the slingshot. 228 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:08,460 I think you just invented light rail or a subway. 229 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,080 But this is much faster. 230 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,820 This is for true emergencies. 231 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:15,940 But okay, how do you quantify what's an emergency? 232 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:20,220 Because everyone's going to be wanting to do this if it's really that much faster. 233 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,380 Well, it costs money. 234 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:23,540 No one's going to lie. 235 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:24,600 It's expensive. 236 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,760 Oh, okay. 237 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,360 yeah it's 238 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,920 twenty dollars 239 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,540 per stop 240 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:35,600 so this is really for 241 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,400 going to the hospital 242 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,580 only 243 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,500 okay 244 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,580 how far do you think one single slingshot 245 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,400 can take you 246 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,980 ten miles 247 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,540 whoa that's a 248 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,140 pretty big 249 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,760 slingshot 250 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,180 what did we determine 251 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:59,120 last time with the 252 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,000 the Burj Khalifa 253 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,880 and I don't know that word 254 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,460 the 255 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,620 tallest building in the world 256 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,420 in the world 257 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,800 62 miles 258 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,280 up to the atmosphere 259 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,060 yeah it was like 62 miles 260 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,440 yeah 60 something 261 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,700 so you need 30 Burj Khalifas 262 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,000 yeah I don't need any Burj Khalifas 263 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,780 I need 264 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:24,500 this is how we measure 265 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,080 things on this podcast 266 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,320 We measure them in Burj Khalifas. 267 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:28,680 Okay. 268 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:38,508 Hey baby I got a secret in my pants It Burj Khalifa long Oh okay Woo woo 269 00:12:42,788 --> 00:12:47,208 So let's just say you had an option to do that. 270 00:12:47,328 --> 00:12:49,188 Would you ride the sling rail? 271 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,968 I think you'd get more people trying to ride it for fun. 272 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,508 Well, it's a good way to raise money before emergency. 273 00:12:55,628 --> 00:12:59,008 Like, if you don't have an emergency, but someone else doesn't either, 274 00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:00,668 sure, go ahead and ride the sling rail. 275 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:04,288 But as soon as someone runs up and is like, I need this. 276 00:13:04,428 --> 00:13:05,908 Everyone needs to get out of the way. 277 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,728 And you can get in. 278 00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:10,628 But then they still got to prove that it's a real emergency. 279 00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:12,208 I would believe someone. 280 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:13,368 They came up frazzled. 281 00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:15,108 Ah, I need this. 282 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,228 Ooh, I need this. 283 00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:19,988 Yeah. 284 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,708 I just imagine how nice it would be. 285 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:28,588 um i 286 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:38,408 why not just an ambulance for emergencies we have those well we do but didn't you could have like 287 00:13:38,408 --> 00:13:43,988 a separate i mean an ambulance does the same thing where people are like oh you go ahead 288 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:50,088 you don't get there quickly like and we know yes it's for like transporting sick people to hospitals 289 00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:56,128 but why not just like extend it beyond like just like add a like or the people that need to get to 290 00:13:56,128 --> 00:14:02,948 the hospital for the sick people and then that way we don't have to build this whole new infrastructure 291 00:14:02,948 --> 00:14:07,468 it's not really infrastructure it's a couple of what if you only need to go one mile away 292 00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:12,508 do you have to be slingshotted 10 miles back like how do you get to how do you get to your final 293 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:20,248 destination i think it's i think it's important that you know that these only go like you can't 294 00:14:20,248 --> 00:14:27,568 change where it goes like here's my sling here's slinging a and then sling b's wherever the hell 295 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:33,188 sling b is you can't be like no i'm going to the mall sling me that way right no i know that's 296 00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:40,488 that's what i'm saying i'm very aware of this that's why i'm saying what if you need to go 297 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:48,288 like you're you're you're stuck you're fixed you could only go 10 miles away you can take a cab the 298 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:58,668 rest of the way so there's cabs waiting each one and then you can trip it to where you need to go 299 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:07,748 yes so this is fixed location one stop to another and you're telling me you didn't just this isn't 300 00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:10,308 just effectively a subway that's a slingshot. 301 00:15:10,728 --> 00:15:13,228 If you're driving, you will see the balls flying. 302 00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:14,428 Well, okay, I understand. 303 00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:18,348 But I mean, okay, a light rail, an elevated train then. 304 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,848 You can't get the, you know, the city council is never going to agree to do that. 305 00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:23,148 They're not going to do that. 306 00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:25,928 They're going to be on board with the slingshots in a heartbeat. 307 00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:26,928 This is privately owned. 308 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,688 So it's all an individual private owned land. 309 00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:31,528 Yeah. 310 00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:33,768 Is it one person per slingshot? 311 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,208 No. 312 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:39,968 So you could ride up to three in the ball. 313 00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:42,668 A lot of my inventions are balls. 314 00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:46,308 Do all three of them have to be having an emergency? 315 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:48,248 No, it could be. 316 00:15:48,768 --> 00:15:52,208 It could be one person with an emergency and then like two people to just need to go somewhere. 317 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,128 Or want to, yeah. 318 00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:53,948 My car broke down. 319 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:54,648 Can I ride in your ball? 320 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:55,588 Well, hurry. 321 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,708 And it could be like Disneyland where there's cameras. 322 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,568 So like it could snap a picture. 323 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,388 And then when you land, you could buy the picture. 324 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:06,708 so you could remember your emergency 325 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,308 it could be like memorabilia for 326 00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:09,968 hard times 327 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,628 it's you freaking out about your emergency 328 00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:14,688 and two strangers who are just having a good time 329 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:15,068 yeah 330 00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:17,208 and you're crying in the middle 331 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,908 but you all have one to like 332 00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:20,868 to remember it 333 00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:23,228 I would ride it just to get me 334 00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:26,148 even if I wanted to get like 20 miles away 335 00:16:26,148 --> 00:16:30,368 just take a couple of slingshot balls 336 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:31,048 yeah 337 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:33,448 Well, again, I think it really is. 338 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:45,848 It's like, well, if I need to get 10 miles away and whatever 10 miles away is at the end of this slingshot, then maybe it's worth it. 339 00:16:45,948 --> 00:16:49,888 Otherwise, you know, you're very frustrated that I don't understand. 340 00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:50,648 No, it's not that. 341 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:56,168 We have to accept that some emergencies aren't right for the sling ball. 342 00:16:56,168 --> 00:17:02,648 you just don't maybe if it's only five miles away you're not taking the ball this is for if you need 343 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:12,968 to get 20 miles away 30 miles away 40 miles away 50 miles away so would you suggest putting 344 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:22,708 the receiving ends of them at places where emergency happen like like hospitals yes i would 345 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:30,088 okay that would be your recommendation yeah okay so um is it actually i don't know this 346 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:38,748 is it like mandated that there be hospitals every so many miles like if you have a population size 347 00:17:38,748 --> 00:17:44,708 of a certain like is there any kind of like rule rule like we need to have or is it just good city 348 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:50,848 planning yeah i think that's it i don't know if there's a rule because then someone what if a 349 00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:57,148 hospital closed down now technically the rules being broken but who do you punish oh well hospital's 350 00:17:57,148 --> 00:18:05,168 gone um that was just something i was curious about i'm curious about it too now okay do you 351 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:12,788 have a name for this invention yes no i don't i i have one that i think you might like okay i'd love 352 00:18:12,788 --> 00:18:20,828 to hear it shoot your shot oh again works on multiple levels shoot your shot as in like shoot 353 00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:27,768 your slingshot but also it could be like shoot comma you are shot as in like you've just had a 354 00:18:27,768 --> 00:18:32,908 gunshot wound so now you need to take a shoot your shot to the hospital okay that could work 355 00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:39,428 yeah i like it which version do you how would you want it spelled shoot exclamation point you're 356 00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:45,928 shot i see it as a comma with an exclamation point at the end and so you are or uh contraction 357 00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:53,288 your shot okay the only thing i could think of is like have a ball but it doesn't really convey 358 00:18:53,288 --> 00:18:56,388 didn't wasn't that one of the possible names for the big ball that 359 00:18:56,388 --> 00:19:05,088 this is bigger ball i like this is this is your invention strategy so you start with 360 00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:09,968 one we start with a name and then you like here's everything that could possibly be called 361 00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:10,948 have a ball. 362 00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:13,788 I think Francis starts with a ball and just 363 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:15,948 tries to find situations to slaughter. 364 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,788 It doesn't have to be a ball. It could be a cube. 365 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,488 But I feel like the ball rolls and 366 00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:21,488 in the air would be 367 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:22,908 faster to get you there. 368 00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,128 I think he could go somewhere fast. 369 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:27,968 What takes 370 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,388 you 30 minutes takes me 371 00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:30,408 five. 372 00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:33,248 I 373 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,948 Alright. 374 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,168 I'm just 375 00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,808 going to suspend belief and say that 376 00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:41,148 the 377 00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:42,488 the 378 00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:45,988 thing that's supposed to catch will catch 379 00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:48,168 is it still like tethered? 380 00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:49,848 it's not just like 381 00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:52,048 throwing a ball? I don't know if we could have a ten mile 382 00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:54,388 tether. You're free 383 00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:56,088 flying and then 384 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,108 you're caught. So you get thrown and then 385 00:19:58,108 --> 00:20:00,048 you're caught. Yeah. Maybe we 386 00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:01,588 could come up with like a baseball pun name 387 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:03,888 Mitt 388 00:20:03,888 --> 00:20:07,148 Romney 389 00:20:07,148 --> 00:20:21,468 now I'm picturing like giant robots just playing catch maybe in the future someday 390 00:20:21,468 --> 00:20:24,048 maybe the future the robots will be so big that they just 391 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,348 pick you up and run across town with you over the cars 392 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:33,308 help my people are hurt 393 00:20:33,308 --> 00:20:41,548 um which so would you write it i mean if it existed and it worked i would write it for fun 394 00:20:41,548 --> 00:20:47,608 i can't imagine that people in an emergency are going to be like unless it's exactly where you 395 00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:55,128 need to go getting sleep if your emergency is five miles away you get slingshotted 10 miles 396 00:20:55,128 --> 00:21:00,088 away you keep doing these numbers you gotta double back five miles you might as in a cab 397 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:02,208 Might as well just take it a cab to begin with. 398 00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:06,868 As I've said, some emergencies are right for cabs and some are right for the slingshot. 399 00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:09,168 Okay. 400 00:21:09,788 --> 00:21:11,788 Or one could be go to the airport. 401 00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:13,708 You were late for your flight. 402 00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,568 Oh, everybody would use it for the airport, though. 403 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,748 Everybody would claim. 404 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:28,248 And everyone, and if you had to like, if you had to prove that it was an emergency, everyone would wait just a little too long to leave. 405 00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:32,448 No, this could be a separate system just for the airport. 406 00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:33,688 And you just have to be an emergency. 407 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:36,648 I get everyone would. 408 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,828 Yeah, you'd need a huge ball. 409 00:21:39,848 --> 00:21:42,308 Yeah, it could fit 10 people. 410 00:21:44,288 --> 00:21:45,168 Oh, okay. 411 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:53,808 Or let's say maybe instead of a ball, it's a cylindrical tube and people buy seats on it. 412 00:21:53,808 --> 00:21:58,568 And then it gets thrown through the air and it lands at a different destination. 413 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,588 Do we even need planes with this system? 414 00:22:01,908 --> 00:22:02,708 We could have this. 415 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,168 You invented little tiny plane flights. 416 00:22:05,528 --> 00:22:05,688 Yeah. 417 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:06,868 That's in puddle jumpers. 418 00:22:06,988 --> 00:22:07,248 Yeah. 419 00:22:07,388 --> 00:22:07,688 Yeah. 420 00:22:07,968 --> 00:22:08,208 Ooh. 421 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,408 Puddle jumpers. 422 00:22:09,548 --> 00:22:09,688 Yeah. 423 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,928 Anyway, this just came to me. 424 00:22:12,648 --> 00:22:15,408 Because I saw something on Instagram that said the fair's coming to town. 425 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:17,868 And I was like, oh, I've always wanted to ride one of those. 426 00:22:17,868 --> 00:22:20,948 I've always wanted to go to the fair, but it's 40 miles away. 427 00:22:21,748 --> 00:22:23,328 I'm having an emergency. 428 00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:25,108 Oh, it's an emergency. 429 00:22:25,288 --> 00:22:26,528 I need to go to the fair. 430 00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:36,648 Well, thanks for letting us know how the sausage is made, so to speak. 431 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,608 It's your thought process. 432 00:22:38,768 --> 00:22:39,348 Yeah, of course. 433 00:22:42,808 --> 00:22:43,408 Okay. 434 00:22:44,088 --> 00:22:46,008 Shoot your shot. 435 00:22:50,008 --> 00:22:53,048 I think people would use it for fun. 436 00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:56,908 And I think people would abuse it and say they had emergencies. 437 00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:58,248 Oh, just one last point. 438 00:22:58,588 --> 00:22:58,808 Yeah. 439 00:22:58,888 --> 00:23:03,588 If you're in an emergency emergency, like, oh, my God, my loved one's at the hospital. 440 00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:03,968 Yeah. 441 00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:07,148 You could be so frazzled you don't want to, like, you can't drive. 442 00:23:08,828 --> 00:23:09,228 Yeah. 443 00:23:09,548 --> 00:23:23,008 Again, that's why I was suggesting an emergency ambulance, just, like, one tier out from a regular ambulance, where it's, like, we all agree, like, someone's having an emergency, like, a real one. 444 00:23:23,008 --> 00:23:26,348 and they're willing to pay a lot of money to get from one place to another. 445 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:31,948 So we'll let the rules of an ambulance apply. 446 00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:34,628 I like that idea as well. 447 00:23:35,128 --> 00:23:35,308 Okay. 448 00:23:35,608 --> 00:23:37,548 It might be a little easier to implement. 449 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:41,688 You're discounting the whimsy of flying balls all over the city. 450 00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,988 I always discount whimsy in an emergency. 451 00:23:45,928 --> 00:23:47,748 I don't know why I do that. 452 00:23:48,188 --> 00:23:49,328 You gotta stop doing that. 453 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:53,648 And there's probably not fun pictures of my ride at the end of an ambulance ride. 454 00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:55,448 One day you would look back and you would laugh at the memory. 455 00:23:55,688 --> 00:23:58,448 Look at this picture of me and these two strangers, and they're having a great time. 456 00:23:58,728 --> 00:23:58,928 Yeah. 457 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,608 Sure, it was the day Harold died. 458 00:24:03,548 --> 00:24:05,368 But he would have wanted it this way. 459 00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:07,088 That picture's at the funeral. 460 00:24:08,588 --> 00:24:11,308 Instead of his, instead of Harold's picture, it's the picture of his. 461 00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:12,328 That's how we get exposure. 462 00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:12,768 Yeah. 463 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,768 Okay, shoot your shot. 464 00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:25,848 I think I can't wait to see all these balls flying through the air. 465 00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:26,208 Me too. 466 00:24:26,368 --> 00:24:26,568 See? 467 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:27,428 Whimsy. 468 00:24:29,728 --> 00:24:30,288 Yep. 469 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:31,728 So, all right. 470 00:24:31,768 --> 00:24:32,848 I think that does it. 471 00:24:32,948 --> 00:24:35,588 That wraps up the invention of the week. 472 00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:41,808 And now it's time for our next segment. 473 00:24:43,828 --> 00:24:48,308 Times we were wronged. 474 00:24:48,308 --> 00:24:49,408 That's harmony 475 00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:56,368 These are but a few of the times we were wronged 476 00:24:56,368 --> 00:25:01,888 In this segment, Francis and I 477 00:25:01,888 --> 00:25:04,328 Will be talking about times 478 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,448 People have wronged us 479 00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:17,076 Good Situations that we feel Require retribution Yes Perhaps And to get the public on our side Yeah 480 00:25:17,176 --> 00:25:18,876 Oh, I think they're already on our side, 481 00:25:18,996 --> 00:25:21,996 but public prepare to be even further on our side. 482 00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:22,296 Yeah. 483 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:27,976 Is firmly cementing you onto our side. 484 00:25:28,256 --> 00:25:28,556 Yes. 485 00:25:29,156 --> 00:25:30,936 We're not going to be able to stand up straight. 486 00:25:31,016 --> 00:25:32,656 We're going to have so many of you on our side. 487 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:32,936 Yeah. 488 00:25:33,016 --> 00:25:33,996 We're going to tip right over. 489 00:25:34,196 --> 00:25:34,296 Yeah. 490 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:35,936 Oh, no. 491 00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:38,996 Delilah, sign up and get us back. 492 00:25:39,816 --> 00:25:40,156 Woo! 493 00:25:42,056 --> 00:25:43,156 You want me to go first? 494 00:25:43,516 --> 00:25:45,916 Yes, I think you probably have more of them than I do. 495 00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:47,976 Yes. 496 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:49,016 Okay. 497 00:25:49,176 --> 00:25:51,036 Here's the first thing that pops into my head. 498 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:51,336 Okay. 499 00:25:51,536 --> 00:25:53,516 And this is where I started to not trust. 500 00:25:54,436 --> 00:25:58,116 When I was in elementary school, we had this program called Make My Day. 501 00:25:59,056 --> 00:26:03,276 And at the end of the school day, you go around and you give yourself a grade. 502 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:05,536 Like one through five. 503 00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:08,076 And I can't remember which one was good, one or five. 504 00:26:08,136 --> 00:26:08,816 Probably five was good. 505 00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:10,536 So you go around. 506 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:13,056 It's like the whole class says, oh, I'm doing a five. 507 00:26:13,056 --> 00:26:13,736 I have a five today. 508 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:14,316 I got a five. 509 00:26:14,836 --> 00:26:17,596 And you want to make your day if you get consistent scores. 510 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:22,196 Then they go back through the attendance roster and they say people's names. 511 00:26:22,356 --> 00:26:27,276 And if anyone has a disagreement with what they rated, they voice it. 512 00:26:27,636 --> 00:26:27,916 Wait, wait. 513 00:26:28,256 --> 00:26:30,856 So you say you, like, I have a five. 514 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:31,476 Yeah. 515 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,896 And then they go through and then they're like, Jenna, what do you think? 516 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:35,736 And you'd be like, I think Francis is a three. 517 00:26:35,936 --> 00:26:37,036 Yes, basically. 518 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:37,896 Whoa. 519 00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:39,416 Yeah, so they go back to her and they read everyone's name. 520 00:26:39,496 --> 00:26:43,076 So they got to my name and they're like, Francis and this girl named Kayla. 521 00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:45,696 Oh, I hate her already. 522 00:26:45,976 --> 00:26:48,276 She raised her hand. 523 00:26:48,396 --> 00:26:49,556 She said, I have a disagreement. 524 00:26:49,556 --> 00:26:53,516 And I'm shocked because I don't even interact with this girl. 525 00:26:54,736 --> 00:26:57,096 And she says that I kicked her on the playground. 526 00:26:58,876 --> 00:27:02,376 And I was like, of course, in full denial, like I should be. 527 00:27:02,716 --> 00:27:03,996 I was like, no, I did. 528 00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:05,476 I was like, no, I didn't. 529 00:27:05,936 --> 00:27:07,376 I didn't kick her. 530 00:27:07,976 --> 00:27:08,256 And there was, 531 00:27:08,356 --> 00:27:09,456 so we had a disagreement of, 532 00:27:09,756 --> 00:27:10,936 we couldn't come to a resolution. 533 00:27:11,156 --> 00:27:13,396 So the teacher had to basically was like, 534 00:27:13,416 --> 00:27:13,616 she goes, 535 00:27:13,636 --> 00:27:14,696 what do you think Francis should have? 536 00:27:14,956 --> 00:27:15,736 I don't remember what she said. 537 00:27:15,816 --> 00:27:16,496 Probably like a two. 538 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,136 And I was like, 539 00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:17,736 no, 540 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:19,916 I'm a five. 541 00:27:20,376 --> 00:27:21,376 And the teacher was like, 542 00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:24,736 what if we did whatever it was like a three or a four. 543 00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:26,616 And I was like distraught. 544 00:27:26,736 --> 00:27:28,396 And I had to just sit there and take it. 545 00:27:28,936 --> 00:27:30,636 You should have just owned up to it and be like, 546 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:30,856 yeah, 547 00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:31,456 I did kick her. 548 00:27:31,556 --> 00:27:32,696 That's why my day was a five. 549 00:27:33,616 --> 00:27:34,416 It didn't occur to me. 550 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:35,356 I was so innocent. 551 00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:44,036 and you didn't kick her no what a terrible person kayla is and i so i felt kayla you better not be 552 00:27:44,036 --> 00:27:50,116 listening she's not i kicked her off she was oh so maybe that's it she could kick she predicted 553 00:27:50,116 --> 00:27:58,876 you would kick her off the pod oh my god anyway um that's a terrible system that is hurt me that 554 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:06,716 encourages people just to lie to for drama or what yeah and then the teacher can just like 555 00:28:06,716 --> 00:28:12,796 accept someone else's word yeah it feels weirdly soviet for like little kid school 556 00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:20,576 yeah and like not at all i stayed with me yeah bad system it doesn't at all reflect the like 557 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:26,636 innocent until proven guilty if you were if you really did kick her on the playground why didn't 558 00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:28,256 she pipe up then? 559 00:28:29,156 --> 00:28:30,656 Why'd she wait till the 560 00:28:30,656 --> 00:28:32,636 end of the day? I needed like a little 561 00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:34,676 kid lawyer, little kid Francis 562 00:28:34,676 --> 00:28:36,596 to show up. If I ever went back in time, 563 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,776 I'd be your lawyer, Francis. 564 00:28:39,236 --> 00:28:40,336 Francis would be his own lawyer. 565 00:28:40,756 --> 00:28:41,736 You can't represent yourself. 566 00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:42,956 You could, but... 567 00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:44,396 They have a fool for a client. 568 00:28:45,136 --> 00:28:46,256 That's what they always say, right? 569 00:28:46,816 --> 00:28:49,276 Whoever represents himself has a fool for a client. 570 00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:50,696 Oh, I'd never heard that. 571 00:28:51,256 --> 00:28:52,296 Now I will never do it. 572 00:28:52,616 --> 00:28:52,736 Yeah. 573 00:28:52,736 --> 00:28:58,316 um but it's you know you can't be object plus it's like i'm going back in time 574 00:28:58,316 --> 00:29:04,216 so it's still gonna be a little kid francis if francis goes back in time he can be my lawyer 575 00:29:04,216 --> 00:29:09,736 thank you i will thank you and all the listeners lawyer too everything we say on here is legal 576 00:29:09,736 --> 00:29:14,296 advice just as a reminder to our listeners yes but you need my permission to use it 577 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:19,276 right and just like water you need our permission to drink water yeah your hope so hopefully none 578 00:29:19,276 --> 00:29:24,496 if you've done that because i haven't seen a lot of requests coming in i know our inbox has been a 579 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:37,356 little dry like your throats we hopes okay that's you were totally wrong i know you were right to 580 00:29:37,356 --> 00:29:47,356 still be mad about that yeah she had um old lady hair like like yeah she had like like a poof of 581 00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:48,976 she had my aunt's haircut 582 00:29:48,976 --> 00:29:50,896 you don't know my aunt's hair 583 00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:51,276 aunt boof 584 00:29:51,276 --> 00:29:55,496 she had a poof like aunt boof 585 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,396 poof poof 586 00:29:58,396 --> 00:29:59,816 anyway 587 00:29:59,816 --> 00:30:02,736 now that I've said it I'm ready to move 588 00:30:02,736 --> 00:30:05,216 I'm ready to move beyond it 589 00:30:05,216 --> 00:30:06,696 no I now I want 590 00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:08,296 to find Kayla and 591 00:30:08,296 --> 00:30:10,916 make her day be a 592 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:12,716 two you guys want to do a little 593 00:30:12,716 --> 00:30:14,936 roleplay therapy Jenna can be 594 00:30:14,936 --> 00:30:16,836 Kayla and Francis 595 00:30:16,836 --> 00:30:19,856 you can tell her what you were never able to tell her. 596 00:30:20,316 --> 00:30:21,216 Yeah, let's do it. 597 00:30:21,316 --> 00:30:21,636 All right. 598 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:25,696 Oh. 599 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:28,136 Wait, are we adults? 600 00:30:28,936 --> 00:30:29,676 Or is it now? 601 00:30:29,736 --> 00:30:30,056 Oh, is it? 602 00:30:30,156 --> 00:30:30,676 Okay, it's now. 603 00:30:31,076 --> 00:30:31,516 Francis. 604 00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:32,536 Francis, right? 605 00:30:33,736 --> 00:30:34,216 Yeah. 606 00:30:34,696 --> 00:30:37,196 From little kid school? 607 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:37,776 Yeah. 608 00:30:38,476 --> 00:30:38,916 Yeah. 609 00:30:39,716 --> 00:30:41,376 Sorry, you kind of look vaguely. 610 00:30:42,236 --> 00:30:44,756 This hair silhouette is strikingly familiar. 611 00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:45,696 Who are you? 612 00:30:46,836 --> 00:30:49,136 Oh, I'm Kayla. 613 00:30:51,136 --> 00:30:52,516 Kayla, you know. 614 00:30:52,876 --> 00:30:53,116 Yeah. 615 00:30:53,356 --> 00:30:55,416 We were in the same class. 616 00:30:58,676 --> 00:31:00,976 Apparently I tracked you down in this situation. 617 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,236 It was just surprising to me. 618 00:31:04,856 --> 00:31:06,076 I don't feel good. 619 00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:09,696 Well, Francis, are you okay? 620 00:31:09,696 --> 00:31:11,556 It looks like your day's going about a two. 621 00:31:13,316 --> 00:31:13,996 That's it. 622 00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:15,236 I'm. 623 00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:17,096 Hey, hey 624 00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:18,096 I'm serving you with papers 625 00:31:18,096 --> 00:31:19,456 Keep those feet away from me 626 00:31:19,456 --> 00:31:19,816 No 627 00:31:19,816 --> 00:31:22,016 Come here 628 00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:22,976 Yeah, oh 629 00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:26,476 Oh, you kicked me 630 00:31:26,476 --> 00:31:27,996 Yeah, I did 631 00:31:27,996 --> 00:31:30,876 I can't wait to wait until the end of the day 632 00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:32,716 And then report you to somebody 633 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,016 No, Kayla, we're even now 634 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:35,316 We're even now 635 00:31:35,316 --> 00:31:37,236 You lied and I just made it right 636 00:31:37,236 --> 00:31:37,896 What? No 637 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,956 This is the second time you've kicked me 638 00:31:40,956 --> 00:31:42,676 You kicked me back then 639 00:31:42,676 --> 00:31:44,796 I'm sorry, you actually believed that 640 00:31:44,796 --> 00:31:45,536 when you said it? 641 00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:47,156 Look at this. 642 00:31:47,956 --> 00:31:50,436 Your boot mark is still on my back. 643 00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:53,736 That's highly improbable. 644 00:31:54,116 --> 00:31:55,816 You're a pathological liar. 645 00:31:55,816 --> 00:31:58,236 It's a little kid shoe size. 646 00:31:58,396 --> 00:32:00,276 And you can see it has the imprint that says 647 00:32:00,276 --> 00:32:02,516 property of Francis on the bottom. 648 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:06,176 You're a sick woman whose brain is cheese to me. 649 00:32:09,336 --> 00:32:12,196 Cheese brain is literally the worst thing 650 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,716 that you could say to not just a woman, 651 00:32:14,796 --> 00:32:16,796 to anyone. I know, that's why 652 00:32:16,796 --> 00:32:17,496 I said it. 653 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,716 I'm, I have my 654 00:32:20,716 --> 00:32:21,296 lawyer here. 655 00:32:23,556 --> 00:32:23,876 I, 656 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,556 you have, you brought a lawyer? Yeah, 657 00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:27,176 it's me. 658 00:32:29,636 --> 00:32:30,616 And you're 659 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,296 being ejected to 660 00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:34,156 any time to jail. 661 00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:36,816 I'm, I'm sorry, 662 00:32:36,816 --> 00:32:38,896 lawyer, you're gonna have to enunciate a little 663 00:32:38,896 --> 00:32:40,736 bit more. I didn't, you're 664 00:32:40,736 --> 00:32:42,116 being ejected to and what? 665 00:32:42,596 --> 00:32:44,116 You're going to jail. 666 00:32:44,116 --> 00:32:45,836 Oh, I'm going to jail. 667 00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:48,536 You're a criminal woman of cheese brain. 668 00:32:50,756 --> 00:32:54,016 And the boot on your back ain't no evidence. 669 00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:56,316 And you're a liar. 670 00:32:57,736 --> 00:32:58,496 Admit it. 671 00:32:58,856 --> 00:33:01,556 No, if I go to jail, they're going to make me get rid of my poof. 672 00:33:02,756 --> 00:33:04,216 They're going to shave my head. 673 00:33:04,496 --> 00:33:05,416 I don't care. 674 00:33:06,076 --> 00:33:07,296 Francis, what you want to do? 675 00:33:07,296 --> 00:33:08,436 I want her to pay. 676 00:33:08,676 --> 00:33:09,356 I want her to suffer. 677 00:33:09,796 --> 00:33:11,976 Well, then that's what we're going to do, baby boy. 678 00:33:11,976 --> 00:33:14,196 Kayla 679 00:33:14,196 --> 00:33:16,696 You got one 680 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:17,796 Chance 681 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:19,576 Tell the truth 682 00:33:19,576 --> 00:33:21,096 Yeah 683 00:33:21,096 --> 00:33:24,316 Here's the truth 684 00:33:24,316 --> 00:33:28,336 The truth is 685 00:33:28,336 --> 00:33:32,096 Francis has always had much better hair than me 686 00:33:32,096 --> 00:33:34,796 To this day he still has much better hair 687 00:33:34,796 --> 00:33:35,656 She's right 688 00:33:35,656 --> 00:33:38,456 And I just couldn't take it 689 00:33:38,456 --> 00:33:40,456 I couldn't take his day every day 690 00:33:40,456 --> 00:33:41,276 Day after day 691 00:33:41,276 --> 00:33:44,396 there's a five, there's a five, there's a five 692 00:33:44,396 --> 00:33:46,156 when I was going around 693 00:33:46,156 --> 00:33:48,836 with old lady hair 694 00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:51,296 and no day was better than a three 695 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:55,576 I just, I'm sorry 696 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:57,356 I saw the chance to bring him down a peg 697 00:33:57,356 --> 00:33:59,176 bring him to my level 698 00:33:59,176 --> 00:34:00,156 and I took it 699 00:34:00,156 --> 00:34:02,236 I took it 700 00:34:02,236 --> 00:34:03,116 and you know what? 701 00:34:03,796 --> 00:34:04,716 that day 702 00:34:04,716 --> 00:34:07,796 was a three and a half for me 703 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,936 the highest it had ever been 704 00:34:10,936 --> 00:34:21,196 all right now do we accept um i guess i guess i accept 705 00:34:21,196 --> 00:34:32,696 wow thank you yeah no go go okay well that was nice i'm glad you got that off your chest yeah 706 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:39,696 and you were right the whole time she lied she's a liar she's a known liar okay and 707 00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:40,836 you, Brute? 708 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,856 Well, it's gonna pale in comparison 709 00:34:43,856 --> 00:34:44,356 to that. 710 00:34:45,256 --> 00:34:46,956 Okay. Pale away. 711 00:34:47,356 --> 00:34:49,856 This is also kind of a thing that stuck 712 00:34:49,856 --> 00:34:50,296 with me. 713 00:34:53,536 --> 00:34:55,816 And so my older brother 714 00:34:55,816 --> 00:34:57,896 once... 715 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,756 I know. This is really not 716 00:34:59,756 --> 00:35:01,456 quite the same. Not the same level. 717 00:35:01,456 --> 00:35:03,536 But I still feel like I was wronged 718 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:04,716 and I remember it distinctly. 719 00:35:07,556 --> 00:35:09,356 There was one time he was chewing gum 720 00:35:09,356 --> 00:35:11,096 and I was bubble gum 721 00:35:11,096 --> 00:35:13,156 and I was like oh can I have a piece 722 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:15,556 and he was like sorry 723 00:35:15,556 --> 00:35:17,916 just I only have one piece left 724 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,676 and I was like oh okay 725 00:35:19,676 --> 00:35:21,316 it's fine later 726 00:35:21,316 --> 00:35:23,196 I find in his desk 727 00:35:23,196 --> 00:35:25,816 it was bubble 728 00:35:25,816 --> 00:35:26,216 tape 729 00:35:26,216 --> 00:35:29,896 so it technically was one 730 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:30,436 piece 731 00:35:30,436 --> 00:35:33,516 but it was like three feet long 732 00:35:33,516 --> 00:35:35,596 yeah like the whole point of that gum is to tear off pieces 733 00:35:35,596 --> 00:35:37,836 it was a brand new thing of bubble tape 734 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,316 And then I confronted him about it later and he just laughed. 735 00:35:40,736 --> 00:35:42,156 And he was like, I wasn't lying. 736 00:35:42,536 --> 00:35:43,256 I wasn't lying. 737 00:35:43,816 --> 00:35:48,236 That's real like mastermind behavior. 738 00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:48,896 Yeah. 739 00:35:49,496 --> 00:35:51,596 Is he a professional mastermind now? 740 00:35:51,976 --> 00:35:54,076 No, that was definitely, he peaked in that moment. 741 00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:54,556 Oh. 742 00:35:55,456 --> 00:35:57,056 You were definitely, that's worse than mine. 743 00:35:57,536 --> 00:35:58,436 I thought mine was bad. 744 00:35:59,016 --> 00:35:59,856 How is that worse? 745 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,156 What if you had onion breath? 746 00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:02,336 How old were you? 747 00:36:03,376 --> 00:36:04,136 Like seven. 748 00:36:04,476 --> 00:36:06,896 Yeah, on your way to a little kid interview probably. 749 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:07,296 Yeah. 750 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:10,876 Yeah. Yeah. You needed that gun. 751 00:36:10,876 --> 00:36:13,556 And I had just bitten into a raw onion. 752 00:36:13,896 --> 00:36:17,576 Of course. She was actually interviewing to be your lawyer against Kayla. 753 00:36:18,216 --> 00:36:20,056 I know, and I didn't get the job that day. 754 00:36:20,076 --> 00:36:22,656 I remember it distinctly because a stench wafted down the hall, 755 00:36:22,736 --> 00:36:24,456 and I left out the window because I didn't know what it was. 756 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,636 Yeah, that was me. Sorry, I had no idea. 757 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:30,576 I didn't know you were that Francis. I didn't realize at the time. 758 00:36:30,576 --> 00:36:31,336 There's only one. 759 00:36:33,556 --> 00:36:36,116 At the time, I thought there were multiples. 760 00:36:36,116 --> 00:36:38,136 I didn't realize until much later. 761 00:36:38,236 --> 00:36:39,636 He really ruined your whole career. 762 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:40,616 You could have been a... 763 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,916 The trajectory of both of our lives. 764 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:44,056 Yeah, I could have won that day. 765 00:36:44,696 --> 00:36:44,916 Yeah. 766 00:36:44,996 --> 00:36:46,856 And you could have moved on to be an adolescent lawyer. 767 00:36:47,776 --> 00:36:49,276 And then even maybe a preteen? 768 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:49,796 Yeah. 769 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:50,836 A tween lawyer? 770 00:36:51,056 --> 00:36:55,536 And that's it, because adult lawyers are stupid and boring. 771 00:36:55,676 --> 00:36:55,916 Yeah. 772 00:36:56,196 --> 00:36:58,276 I would have stopped at the age of 19 and a half. 773 00:36:59,396 --> 00:37:00,736 The perfect age to retire. 774 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:01,076 Yep. 775 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,436 Well, I wouldn't have to work anymore. 776 00:37:03,436 --> 00:37:05,436 Probably from all the money you got from... 777 00:37:05,436 --> 00:37:05,536 Yeah. 778 00:37:06,056 --> 00:37:07,336 Doing roboto work for children. 779 00:37:07,776 --> 00:37:08,016 Yep. 780 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:09,956 No, the children would have paid. 781 00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:12,156 Oh, with their Scholastic Book Fair money. 782 00:37:12,336 --> 00:37:12,616 Yes. 783 00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:12,956 Yeah. 784 00:37:14,336 --> 00:37:14,956 Makes sense. 785 00:37:15,116 --> 00:37:16,996 My dad used to send me to those with a bag of change. 786 00:37:19,736 --> 00:37:22,036 And like I'd have to, the lady would have to count it out. 787 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:23,676 One penny? 788 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,556 Two pennies? 789 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:26,276 Yeah. 790 00:37:26,396 --> 00:37:26,796 Wow. 791 00:37:27,096 --> 00:37:27,336 Yeah. 792 00:37:28,056 --> 00:37:30,476 So that's, that was just also. 793 00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:33,896 You want an exact retribution on him? 794 00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:36,696 Maybe. 795 00:37:36,876 --> 00:37:39,436 I mean, technically, I'm seeing him later today. 796 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:41,256 Oh, we could we could do a big prank. 797 00:37:41,856 --> 00:37:42,256 Oh, OK. 798 00:37:42,736 --> 00:37:59,604 Well this episode will not have aired by the time He won know He won know Yeah do you suggest um i suggest that we get a squib pack yeah and one of us wears it and walks up and is wounded and blame 799 00:37:59,604 --> 00:38:06,404 him and he's like shoot you're shot and i'm like as i'm like that's not this that's something else 800 00:38:06,404 --> 00:38:14,865 how'd you know about that um yeah and so then he's so he just thinks that one of us is shot 801 00:38:14,865 --> 00:38:20,724 and that's or we could just mug him yeah let's do that i'll mug him i'll put a mask on i have a very 802 00:38:20,724 --> 00:38:26,444 unique body shape no i mean it's it's a common body shape but no one would know yeah you have 803 00:38:26,444 --> 00:38:31,284 a unique name there's only one francis yeah i just won't say my name while i'm mugging him 804 00:38:31,284 --> 00:38:31,724 Yeah. 805 00:38:32,264 --> 00:38:33,204 Mugging by Francis. 806 00:38:35,144 --> 00:38:36,744 Mugging by not Francis. 807 00:38:37,624 --> 00:38:39,624 Just narrowed down the pool by one. 808 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,504 Oh, I'm sorry that happened to you. 809 00:38:41,564 --> 00:38:42,365 That's really hard. 810 00:38:42,564 --> 00:38:44,264 That's the hardest thing I've ever heard. 811 00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:45,345 No, I know. 812 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:48,784 It's kind of amazing that I turned out the way that I did. 813 00:38:49,924 --> 00:38:50,584 With that. 814 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:52,624 You really rose above. 815 00:38:53,204 --> 00:38:57,244 It was actually kind of, um, it was kind of a big moment. 816 00:38:57,244 --> 00:39:02,464 And I think it actually did help form my deceptive mind the way that I think about things. 817 00:39:02,464 --> 00:39:06,704 It's like, oh, you could just like get off on technicalities, right? 818 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:08,024 Yeah. 819 00:39:08,024 --> 00:39:08,244 Yeah. 820 00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:09,885 Totally. 821 00:39:11,404 --> 00:39:12,325 I used to do that. 822 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:15,944 Did I ever tell you that I was like a really like mastermindy little kid? 823 00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:19,244 Like we had like these people that were like staying with us. 824 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:22,224 And the son, he was a bad speller. 825 00:39:22,365 --> 00:39:22,944 I'll never forget this. 826 00:39:23,385 --> 00:39:25,004 And I knew I could frame him. 827 00:39:25,084 --> 00:39:26,164 I don't know why I was trying to do this. 828 00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,164 but I think he like did something that annoyed me. 829 00:39:28,244 --> 00:39:30,904 So I wrote a note in his handwriting that said, 830 00:39:31,004 --> 00:39:32,144 I hate you mom. 831 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:32,865 But I just said, 832 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:33,845 I hat you mom. 833 00:39:34,724 --> 00:39:35,365 And I was like, 834 00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:36,385 I know she's going to fall for this. 835 00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:37,684 And I just like left it on the table. 836 00:39:38,004 --> 00:39:39,104 And then I heard her like, 837 00:39:39,604 --> 00:39:40,504 did you write this? 838 00:39:40,564 --> 00:39:40,684 No. 839 00:39:40,704 --> 00:39:41,064 And he was like, 840 00:39:41,184 --> 00:39:42,304 no mom. 841 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:42,984 And I was like, 842 00:39:43,004 --> 00:39:43,345 in the room, 843 00:39:43,345 --> 00:39:44,904 like I knew this was going to work. 844 00:39:45,284 --> 00:39:46,164 And then he got in trouble. 845 00:39:46,204 --> 00:39:46,484 And I was like, 846 00:39:46,564 --> 00:39:46,885 Oh, 847 00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:47,964 well this feels horrible. 848 00:39:48,204 --> 00:39:48,784 You're in a Kayla. 849 00:39:48,944 --> 00:39:49,825 Kayla came out. 850 00:39:50,184 --> 00:39:52,644 And that probably is why she probably did that to me. 851 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:53,124 See, 852 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,484 we're formed hurt. 853 00:39:54,484 --> 00:39:55,624 People hurt people. 854 00:39:55,764 --> 00:39:56,084 Yeah. 855 00:39:56,164 --> 00:40:07,804 wow yeah uh well i think we gotta we could go on i think this will be a recurring segment 856 00:40:07,804 --> 00:40:19,804 yeah that was only one i know we got a lot so um uh that wraps it up for times we were wronged 857 00:40:26,164 --> 00:40:26,624 Francis. 858 00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:27,704 Yeah? 859 00:40:28,484 --> 00:40:29,964 It's time for our last segment. 860 00:40:30,604 --> 00:40:30,924 Okay. 861 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,424 The big question. 862 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:34,704 The big question. 863 00:40:35,564 --> 00:40:38,264 The question is very big. 864 00:40:39,424 --> 00:40:39,865 All right. 865 00:40:40,484 --> 00:40:43,064 Joe, I was told you have a question for us. 866 00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:44,584 I do. 867 00:40:45,284 --> 00:40:47,325 It's between normal and big. 868 00:40:47,684 --> 00:40:48,144 Okay. 869 00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:50,744 It's like slightly above average question. 870 00:40:50,744 --> 00:41:02,345 uh you have to go back in in time in your own life and start just start from there with time 871 00:41:02,345 --> 00:41:10,684 moving forward it has to be between five and eight years ago so you have to flash back to a 872 00:41:10,684 --> 00:41:15,084 point in your life five or eight years ago and you're just restarting from there and time moves 873 00:41:15,084 --> 00:41:21,204 on yes okay specifically five to eight years can't be like when you were a kid or whatever 874 00:41:21,204 --> 00:41:28,264 okay or like a year ago it has to be five to eight years specifically when would you go to and why 875 00:41:28,264 --> 00:41:32,504 uh i would go 876 00:41:32,504 --> 00:41:42,365 eight years ago i'd go as far back as i was allowed to go i think uh just to maximize the 877 00:41:42,365 --> 00:41:49,865 amount of time do i get to keep my own brain as it is now yes and like you have memories of 878 00:41:49,865 --> 00:41:53,704 you have memories of personal things like you can't use it to like 879 00:41:54,544 --> 00:41:58,784 like invest in invest in something or alter history but you like 880 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:04,724 like personal mistakes or experience yeah like lived experience stuff you've learned 881 00:42:04,724 --> 00:42:13,365 you retain that yeah then i would go i would go as far back and just yeah i'd go as as far back as 882 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:20,964 i could because and then just do better with my life is that do better i know 883 00:42:20,964 --> 00:42:29,904 because i can't say that i had like any specific moment or like whatever but that was like i'd like 884 00:42:29,904 --> 00:42:31,564 to just start from there. 885 00:42:31,684 --> 00:42:33,524 That's when things started going downhill 886 00:42:33,524 --> 00:42:35,664 or whatever. It's like, things have been generally 887 00:42:35,664 --> 00:42:37,624 fine for me the last eight years. 888 00:42:38,284 --> 00:42:39,744 So I just want to maximize 889 00:42:39,744 --> 00:42:41,744 and just make them better, I think. 890 00:42:43,825 --> 00:42:45,664 I'd also go back to the maximum. 891 00:42:47,284 --> 00:42:47,724 And 892 00:42:47,724 --> 00:42:50,064 I'd find you. 893 00:42:51,644 --> 00:42:52,444 You'd find me? 894 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:52,804 Yeah. 895 00:42:53,724 --> 00:42:55,564 Well, are we both? Okay. 896 00:42:58,264 --> 00:42:59,345 Were we both 897 00:42:59,345 --> 00:43:06,644 what could we both do this because then if we found each other then then we'd both know like 898 00:43:06,644 --> 00:43:14,984 hey by the way hey it's you hey hey well you guys are still retaining lived experience so 899 00:43:14,984 --> 00:43:19,764 theoretically no matter what time either of you went back to you guys would both still be aware 900 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:26,004 of each other's existence you just wouldn't be proximate to each other yeah so that's fine we 901 00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:28,124 find each other. Yeah. And start hanging out. 902 00:43:28,764 --> 00:43:30,044 But we wouldn't find you, Joe. 903 00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:31,444 You'd be, um, 904 00:43:31,624 --> 00:43:32,724 you'd be very young. 905 00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:36,084 Yeah. It'd be weird for me to find you. 906 00:43:36,284 --> 00:43:37,164 Yeah. That's true. 907 00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:39,984 Yeah. Hey, 15 year old boy, 908 00:43:40,064 --> 00:43:42,084 get over here. Trust me, come over here. We're friends. 909 00:43:44,984 --> 00:43:46,024 Come here, Joe. 910 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:47,804 And then I'll be like, 911 00:43:47,904 --> 00:43:50,024 get in the ball. 912 00:43:51,944 --> 00:43:54,084 What about if the choice was between 913 00:43:54,084 --> 00:44:04,924 three years ago or 30 years ago 30 three or 30 30 oh yeah so you guys just want to like rewind 914 00:44:04,924 --> 00:44:08,664 the clock as much as you go back to when you were eight well yeah that's what i'm wondering i'm 915 00:44:08,664 --> 00:44:16,325 finding kayla kick her kick her right i'm gonna make her day you give her a swift kick to the 916 00:44:16,325 --> 00:44:20,664 vertebrae i'd want to redo it all just because i know things now i didn't know then and i could 917 00:44:20,664 --> 00:44:26,804 avoid things that are a waste of my time you know you can't avoid like like high school you'd have to 918 00:44:26,804 --> 00:44:31,004 you'd have to do high school again that's fine i actually had a decent time in high school okay 919 00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:40,944 i i think you suck yeah i would maybe well if you could go back uh i would maybe go 920 00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:48,644 i would maybe go to when i was like 17 and a half or something like 921 00:44:50,664 --> 00:44:58,064 we're maybe like yeah no no 17 17 years old my family went we lived in Dublin for a few months 922 00:44:58,064 --> 00:45:03,284 I would do that again I would do that and then when you get to 18 you're free and then 923 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:08,264 free I want to go back to the night Joe was born so I can walk into the room be like 924 00:45:08,264 --> 00:45:13,764 I shall hold the child we shall name him Joe 925 00:45:13,764 --> 00:45:22,944 and the rule is everybody knows the rule is that if a man walks in and holds your child first 926 00:45:22,944 --> 00:45:29,664 he gets to name yeah the child that everybody knows that rule so i know so you would have just 927 00:45:29,664 --> 00:45:35,804 gone back into to joe's birth and not changed a thing because he's still named joe 928 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:43,284 you just want to make extra sure just in case there was a chance and if you're wavering 929 00:45:43,584 --> 00:45:43,904 No. 930 00:45:46,084 --> 00:45:46,444 Yeah. 931 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,365 I'd pretend to steal you, and I'd come back and be like, ah, I'm just kidding. 932 00:45:53,024 --> 00:45:53,924 Thanks for the question. 933 00:45:54,224 --> 00:45:55,825 I always fantasize about going back in time. 934 00:45:55,884 --> 00:45:56,264 I do, too. 935 00:45:56,264 --> 00:46:01,184 I think about, well, I definitely think about, like, yes, what would I like? 936 00:46:01,444 --> 00:46:04,064 Because then you'd be able to make changes, right? 937 00:46:04,184 --> 00:46:05,044 So, yeah. 938 00:46:05,224 --> 00:46:12,224 When I was 18, I'd start doing things at 18 that I didn't do until I was, you know, 30 or whatever. 939 00:46:12,224 --> 00:46:14,224 I'd really think about working out. 940 00:46:15,384 --> 00:46:17,004 Don't not do it, but really. 941 00:46:17,204 --> 00:46:18,804 I'd spend a lot of time seriously considering it. 942 00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:19,124 Yeah. 943 00:46:19,604 --> 00:46:25,024 Yeah, I never think about, like, I never think about, like, world-altering stuff. 944 00:46:25,124 --> 00:46:28,084 I only ever think about it in relation to myself. 945 00:46:28,504 --> 00:46:29,165 Yeah, that's. 946 00:46:29,424 --> 00:46:34,704 I like going on Apple or Google Maps or whatever and, like, looking at and, like, walking down neighborhoods. 947 00:46:35,024 --> 00:46:38,764 Because sometimes it goes back to, like, April 2008 is the last time they took a picture. 948 00:46:38,884 --> 00:46:41,104 I like looking at the neighborhood when it was, like, older. 949 00:46:41,104 --> 00:46:41,345 Yeah. 950 00:46:42,224 --> 00:46:46,825 Yeah, so just to really prove that... 951 00:46:46,825 --> 00:46:47,524 That's what I like. 952 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:47,804 Yeah. 953 00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:48,484 Yeah. 954 00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:57,504 I'm going to keep doing that until I see your mom holding you as a baby on Google Maps. 955 00:46:57,544 --> 00:47:00,284 What if you see you holding me as a baby on Google Maps? 956 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:01,064 Then I'll know I did it. 957 00:47:02,924 --> 00:47:03,364 Yeah. 958 00:47:04,464 --> 00:47:05,204 All right. 959 00:47:05,624 --> 00:47:08,764 Well, I guess Francis would do high school again. 960 00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:09,924 That's good to know. 961 00:47:10,984 --> 00:47:11,424 Sicko. 962 00:47:12,224 --> 00:47:15,845 Well, there's a few things I wanted to do in high school that I did not get to do. 963 00:47:17,924 --> 00:47:19,124 So I want to try that again. 964 00:47:20,424 --> 00:47:21,944 Mostly just studying. 965 00:47:23,124 --> 00:47:23,564 Yeah. 966 00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:24,404 Yeah. 967 00:47:24,924 --> 00:47:25,165 Yeah. 968 00:47:25,564 --> 00:47:27,304 Remembering to wear your retainer. 969 00:47:27,704 --> 00:47:28,584 Of course. 970 00:47:31,144 --> 00:47:31,845 All right. 971 00:47:31,904 --> 00:47:38,644 Well, I think that wraps up the big question. 972 00:47:39,464 --> 00:47:40,165 The big question. 973 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:40,884 Okay. 974 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:41,904 Well, that leaves only one. 975 00:47:41,904 --> 00:47:43,384 item. Yeah. 976 00:47:44,484 --> 00:47:45,825 Do you think you know my word, Jenna? 977 00:47:45,944 --> 00:47:48,044 I do not know your word. I'm quite sure 978 00:47:48,044 --> 00:47:48,404 of it. 979 00:47:49,924 --> 00:47:51,244 Do you think you know my word? 980 00:47:51,845 --> 00:47:52,244 No. 981 00:47:53,384 --> 00:47:55,825 You said it. I said mine. You said yours. 982 00:47:55,984 --> 00:47:57,604 I said mine. We both said it. 983 00:47:57,604 --> 00:47:59,364 Joe missed it. Oh, he did? Yeah. 984 00:47:59,665 --> 00:48:01,584 I said it recently, actually. Recently? 985 00:48:01,724 --> 00:48:03,704 Oh, shoot. I wrote down 986 00:48:03,704 --> 00:48:05,744 words from the beginning. I know. I saw you writing and I was 987 00:48:05,744 --> 00:48:07,764 like, he's not getting it because I haven't said it yet. 988 00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:08,345 Is it deceptive? 989 00:48:09,604 --> 00:48:11,384 No, it's not. 990 00:48:11,904 --> 00:48:16,544 I was going to try to remember, did I say that first? 991 00:48:16,944 --> 00:48:17,845 Yes, I did say that first. 992 00:48:17,845 --> 00:48:17,924 You did say it. 993 00:48:17,924 --> 00:48:19,224 It's not deceptive, no. 994 00:48:19,404 --> 00:48:21,364 What segment were we in when you discussed it? 995 00:48:21,364 --> 00:48:27,665 It was literally just now, like when we were talking about the big question. 996 00:48:27,784 --> 00:48:28,604 Going back in time? 997 00:48:29,004 --> 00:48:29,204 Yeah. 998 00:48:31,204 --> 00:48:31,564 Poop. 999 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:32,464 All right. 1000 00:48:32,604 --> 00:48:32,924 I don't know. 1001 00:48:33,184 --> 00:48:34,184 No, the word's not poop. 1002 00:48:34,504 --> 00:48:35,564 My word's not poop. 1003 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:37,244 Is your word Kayla? 1004 00:48:39,004 --> 00:48:40,424 No, it's not. 1005 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:41,604 Okay. 1006 00:48:41,904 --> 00:48:45,845 well what was your word vertebrae 1007 00:48:46,704 --> 00:48:53,304 i hate myself no she did and that should have stood out to me why didn't it stand out because 1008 00:48:53,304 --> 00:48:58,825 you were so distracted by kayla you said you got to go back and and and get revenge on kayla 1009 00:48:58,825 --> 00:49:03,424 i should have got i said yeah you got to give her a quick or a swift kick to the vertebrae 1010 00:49:03,424 --> 00:49:10,325 why didn't i get this oh i'm so angry because you were so once again kayla has screwed you 1011 00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:13,845 Jonah, that's like the best you've ever done with your secret word, I feel like. 1012 00:49:13,904 --> 00:49:15,004 That was sneaky. 1013 00:49:15,364 --> 00:49:15,804 Thank you. 1014 00:49:16,764 --> 00:49:17,264 Thank you. 1015 00:49:17,904 --> 00:49:18,244 Whatever. 1016 00:49:19,044 --> 00:49:19,684 What was yours? 1017 00:49:20,484 --> 00:49:21,184 What was it? 1018 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:21,764 Memorabilia. 1019 00:49:23,665 --> 00:49:24,104 Memorabilia. 1020 00:49:24,345 --> 00:49:28,004 I was talking about having a picture taken as a souvenir. 1021 00:49:28,825 --> 00:49:29,264 Oh. 1022 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,804 I tried to get it in fast. 1023 00:49:32,244 --> 00:49:34,984 Is that what made you think that you could get your picture taken? 1024 00:49:35,244 --> 00:49:38,604 Was because you needed a way to get in memorabilia? 1025 00:49:38,704 --> 00:49:38,845 Yeah. 1026 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:41,584 Oh, I wanted that to be part of your plan. 1027 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:42,964 Well, it is now. 1028 00:49:43,165 --> 00:49:43,484 Okay. 1029 00:49:44,624 --> 00:49:45,184 All right. 1030 00:49:45,444 --> 00:49:46,004 Okay, well. 1031 00:49:46,004 --> 00:49:49,464 Now my picture with those two strangers is always going to be tainted. 1032 00:49:50,584 --> 00:49:52,884 Here I was trying to enjoy Harold's death. 1033 00:49:54,304 --> 00:49:54,944 All right. 1034 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:55,964 Well, bummer. 1035 00:49:56,064 --> 00:49:57,484 I'm mad at myself and I hate myself. 1036 00:49:58,345 --> 00:50:02,444 Well, you can save it for the next time we were wronged. 1037 00:50:02,924 --> 00:50:03,924 We can talk about that. 1038 00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:04,784 Okay, deal. 1039 00:50:05,384 --> 00:50:05,764 All right. 1040 00:50:05,764 --> 00:50:07,784 Well, everyone, thanks for listening. 1041 00:50:08,845 --> 00:50:10,165 We'll see you next time. 1042 00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:10,584 Bye.