welcome to very fine friends bonus improv do you mean it bonus i sure do wow joe can we please
get a suggestion sure can your suggestion is seasoned seasoned i like that as a descriptor
for like someone who's been around been around the block and they're seasoned oh yeah like a
seasoned hooker yeah exactly that's what i was thinking um yeah you know just in general i think
that's a good euphemism yeah yeah you're seasoned yeah i don't okay okay when you say seasoned
what do you think that means what do you think what definition
what definition of season do you think they're using because up until this very moment i thought
it was like paprika and stuff well like they're well flavored but season is also time they've
been through many seasons it's a seasoned veteran uh yeah season of time see i okay so i was thinking
of kind of a mixture of those things you know how like when you use cast iron a lot yeah the more
you use it the more seasoned it becomes yeah and you're using it over seasons yes whoa yeah this
word is layers it is a good word we need to put this word in our our if we have a dictionary okay
A very fine dictionary where we only put words we like, that one goes in there.
Okay.
All right.
We'll make it.
I sure it available for sale by now Yeah Yeah Uh there only one word in it Jesus We only like one word
It's not our fault.
The other words need to step up.
Yeah.
They're not doing their part.
I agree.
Random House, if you're listening, and we know you are.
First of all, be specific, Random House.
Stop being random.
Yeah.
I told them.
Yeah.
that's my email to them dear random house yeah yeah yeah the last one was in all caps
sincerely anonymous but it has my isp in it um i've got good ideas for commercials for you
let's get you back in the game and now improv
Honey, I want to admit something to you.
Tell me anything and you know that.
I don't like that I'm aging.
I don't like that at all.
And I think I've figured out a way to stop the aging process.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, so you were thinking it too.
I was going to love you forever no matter what,
But I'm 26 years old now.
That's...
Going on 50.
I know.
But you said you think you found a way.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm only going to experience summertime.
That's it.
Just summers.
What?
The other three seasons, I'm just not going to do them.
Huh?
Say what?
Yeah.
I'm just not going to do them.
How?
Well, I'm sure science is pretty close to some kind of a thing for this.
I just going to just I going to be like a bear or something I going to hibernate I only doing summer And then that way when everyone else is getting real seasoned going through all four seasons of the year the terrible winters
that are horrible on your skin, the fall and the sweaters and the wool, not me. I only experience
summertime. And so I will be only one fourth as old as other people that experience all four
seasons. I'm trying to find a hole
in this plan. There's no flaw. I can't find it.
I know. One of the benefits of being
as old as I am is the wisdom. The wisdom.
Yeah. So, will you be
sleeping this whole time? Sorry, I'm stupid. I'm just
trying to catch up. No, no, no. That's okay. I know you haven't
done the research like I have. Yeah.
Yes, it'll be like a deep, like,
coma sensation. How will
you get into the coma? Science.
Of course.
God, I'm stupid. It's okay.
It's alright. You don't know. It's not everybody knows
about science. I just know these things.
It's because of the wisdom.
You're right.
I should have paid more attention.
Okay.
Well, you're only 25.
You'll get there.
I know.
Still wet behind the ears.
Oh.
That's because you live in spring, which is the wet season.
But I'm going to miss you.
That's the thing.
I'm going to miss you.
I know, honey, but I'm sorry.
I have to do this.
Can I come too?
No, you're aging like a fine wine.
You're not like me.
You're lucky.
You're a man
You're right, and then if I go into the coma with you
My wine self will take longer to age
Exactly
And wine is better old
And then I'm going to have to wait for you to be 80
To get the strong salt and pepper type that you'd normally be when you're 40
And that's not why I married you
I know, you married me to give me the strong salt and pepper type
Yes
When you're 40
Okay, I support you in this
and I just
we're getting real close to fall
so
I gotta do this real quick before before you go Yeah Kiss me I gonna miss this
You'll be fine.
Let me play with your hair.
Oh, it's so soft.
You'll be okay.
You'll be alright.
Hold on.
I want to put my finger on your lips like a shh.
Let me do it.
My baby.
okay well I have an appointment with science gotta go
cut to nine months later
oh I feel so refreshed who are you what who is this it's me it's it's your honey
Oh, I went gay
What? No, no, no, I wasn't
I hibernate for nine months and you go gay?
I couldn't go to other women, I love you too much
Wait, before I go
Wait, you're leaving?
I have to go be gay
no no
stay here be straight
be straight with me
please
I'm trying to be straight with you
I'm good as
go on
god that was sassy wordplay
you really are gay
wait before you go
what
I'm gonna blow you a kiss
no
bye bitch
no
scene
We'll see you next week.